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    Segway company owner dies after riding segway off cliff

    GUESS HE WILL NEVER BE THE HEAD OF A MAJOR CORPORATION
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    New Madden Cover

    Saints lose
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    Our office garage is a piece of shit (here is a pic)

    Dear Tenants, Please be advised that the 304-A Parking Garage is CLOSED. We encourage that you tell your employees to please use the parking lots and do not enter the garage during this time. We are working around the clock to have the garage open for you as soon as possible. If you have any...
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    How do you get out of office donations?

    The holiday's are here and requests for donations/charity stuff is at an all time high in your workplace. How do you handle these endless requests? Our group decided to adopt a family this year, a very large family with specific requests. Donations were requested through email initially, then...
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    I have poo hands

    I just went to the bathroom to take a leak and brought in some paper forms. I put the papers down by the sink, pissed a gallon, and washed my hands. Dry my hands off and collect my papers. As I exit the bathroom I noticed my papers have brown residue on them. I check my hands, there are brown...
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    My Resume

    Once when I was interviewing with Lockheed Martin the interviewer took my resume and said this is horrible and practically worthless and then acted out ripping up the resume while letting out a hearty laugh. They offered me the job a couple weeks later.
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    A goose attacked me this morning

    A chronicle of goose adventures at work: 4/6 8:42 AM A goose attacked me this morning. We have one path from our parking garage to the building entrance and a goose has laid eggs in the flowers by the path. Nobody knows this and everyone is just trying to walk by like it is this harmless...
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    NGFM Banned for Life from Universal

    I love NGFM but found this hilarious, although it is bullshit that they would banish someone over this. I searched and nothing turned up, OFN me if needed Universal bans hundreds of underage drinkers during Horror Nights -- OrlandoSentinel.com
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    babies thrown off tower

    this made me laugh Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com
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    when you turn your car on

    does it return the favor?
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    Fuck that Fox NFL robot

    you know the one i'm talking about fuck that robot and fox
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    MORE FASCIST PIG POLICE BRUTALITY

    Video of college guy getting tasered by fascist oppressing pigs at Kerry speech! OFN me if old, I didn't search. news07 - - GainesvilleSun.com
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    Movie being filmed right now next to my house

    Movie name is Body of Lies, starring Russell Crowe and LEO. Currently filming across the creek about 100 yards away. I could see Russell being filmed a bit earlier walking out on the pier in a bathrobe. I believe they are filming here for a few nights because they wanted us to leave our lights...
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    Cable Companies - HD/DVR Boxes

    Does anyone else think it is complete bullshit that you have to rent these boxes to get HD programming (excluding QAM/OTA free stuff)? With more and more channels going HD in the future these will surely be necessary in most homes. They charge a monthly rent for these, I have Comcast which is $6...
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    Be the first kid on your block to own a Genpet!

    http://www.genpets.com/index.php Is this a real actual product? They look like fetuses. I can't imagine a retailer having that thing on the shelves. I still want one though, what a perfect Christmas gift.
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