I have poo hands

Trinston

Veteran XV
I just went to the bathroom to take a leak and brought in some paper forms. I put the papers down by the sink, pissed a gallon, and washed my hands. Dry my hands off and collect my papers. As I exit the bathroom I noticed my papers have brown residue on them.

I check my hands, there are brown streaks on my fingers, with tiny clumps of brown balls. I think to myself, impossible, this is a sink, a hygenic area, how could poo be transferred from the stall to here, and why?

I smell my hands, they smell like poo.

What kind of animals do you work with?


Cliffs: Poo hands
 
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you've never bent over and wiped your ass on the sweet slippery porcelain undercarriage of a sink? it's called a gentleman's swipe, obviously you're just lowborn scum
 
This is not as desirable as, say, shit-faced, but more desirable than shit-for-brains.
 
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