Recent content by Smiling Canadian

Is on Turner Classic Movies right now. Watch it or turn in your manhood.

I was kind of thinking this morning...do you all feel any sense of responsibility for the crop of mostly worthless human beings you helped shit out on to society over the last 20 years or so? Do you feel bad for pushing an agenda as opposed to actually helping kids learn the skills to be decent...

...renounce my Canadian citizenship when I move to the US permanently? Yes I have family and some property here but my country is rapidly becoming a fetid cesspool of the dregs of the world. I'm rapidly starting to hate everything here.

I've been using CBD oil for about a year now for to help with my joint pain and it helps a fair bit. I've been taking a few drops under the tongue every day. I'm tired of the shitty taste it leaves in your mouth. Is there a more pleasant way to consume this stuff or am I stuck starting my day...

Seriously...what the fuck is your major fucking malfunction...?

With the notable exception of cael. I have never wanted to track down a random internet stranger and do them grievous bodily harm so badly. Every time he posts I go out to the barn and curb stomp a kitten. The rest of you are mostly OK though. That is all. Thank you for listening.

This is going on 5 nights now that I can't get to sleep. It'll be 2 or 2:30 before I fall asleep and I'm up by 6 every morning. I'm kind of off my feed too. Maybe I'm dying.

The Obi dide/not dide thread got me thinking...When your time comes how would like people to remember you? People will always try to say reasonably nice things about someone when they die but inside they have a real opinion of you. I have thought about this a bit and I would prefer if people...

The Obi dide/not dide thread got me thinking...When your time comes how would like people to remember you? People will always try to say reasonably nice things about someone when they die but inside they have a real opinion of you. I have thought about this a bit and I would prefer if people...

all of lemontw rep is still green?

So I got arrested yesterday for assault, forcible confinement, uttering threats and assault causing bodily harm. I caught 2 Indians (feather) killing 4 of my cows and cutting the tenderloins out and leaving the rest of the cow. I happened to be in an adjacent coulee in my deer stand when I...

So I have to give a speech at my youngest daughters wedding in a couple of weeks. Now some folks here know my youngest Son and Daughter are adopted. Long messy story but my Wife and I adopted my sister-in-laws kids when she and her husband went to prison. Anyway I have 2 stories I'd like to...

1801 manufacture Frachelli E Minelli Jr. officers pistols. These were often the first pistol of a junior officer or wealthy business man in the early 1800's. Rather plain compared to other pistols by the same manufacturer but still pretty cool to have them in this good condition. Both work...

A friend found this old pic of me from 1983 Lebanon. I look like a child at 34 years old. If my old brain remembers correctly this was taken the day before we went and fucked a bunch of Lebs for the barracks bombing. Feel free to rub 1 out or post a pic of young you.

that your entire time on this earth has just been a waste? No matter what you have done or achieved, no matter how significant, will have amounted to nothing? That your entire existence was pointless? I do sometimes.