Smiling Canadian
Veteran X
So I got arrested yesterday for assault, forcible confinement, uttering threats and assault causing bodily harm.
I caught 2 Indians (feather) killing 4 of my cows and cutting the tenderloins out and leaving the rest of the cow. I happened to be in an adjacent coulee in my deer stand when I heard the shots. 22 mag to keep the noise down. I put a sneak on them, cut the tires on their truck (stolen btw) and then moved up and smashed the first squaw fucker in the noodle with a shovel from the back of their truck and kicked fuckface number 2 in his redskin mouth. Asshole number 1 went to sleep pretty hard but #2 took a few more head stomps and face kicks to put down.
Call police. Use paracord from my pack to hogtie assholes. Wait 45 mins for police. Call back and ask if they are coming or whats the story? Am asked "oh are they still there?" Yes I have them detained waiting for you to pick them up. Cumdumpster on the phone says "OMG you can't keep them against their will. You will be charged with kidnapping if you don't release them right now."
I said well you had best hurry up and get here otherwise I cut them open and let the wolves take care of the problem.
Another 55 minutes passes and 3 police cars show up with 4 cops. Explain what happened. Asshole #1 pipes up about the white man stole this land blah, blah, blah. I turn to him and say shut up squaw fucker you're lucky I didn't just kill you and leave you for the coyotes.
Cops load dopey and stupid in 2 cars and I say well I'm off to see about bagging a deer before it gets too dark. They tell me I'm under arrest for assault and shit. OK boys if thats how this is going to play out I guess thats how she goes. Call my lawyer and a few friends on the trip to the station. Can't see a JP until this morning because I know the local JP so they bring 1 from Calgary. Released around noon on $500 bail.
Moral of the story is Canada is now an unflushed toilet run by sewer rats. If the charges don't go away by the end of business tomorrow there will be a number of vacant positions within law enforcement and the justice system soon. My country is beyond redemption now.
I caught 2 Indians (feather) killing 4 of my cows and cutting the tenderloins out and leaving the rest of the cow. I happened to be in an adjacent coulee in my deer stand when I heard the shots. 22 mag to keep the noise down. I put a sneak on them, cut the tires on their truck (stolen btw) and then moved up and smashed the first squaw fucker in the noodle with a shovel from the back of their truck and kicked fuckface number 2 in his redskin mouth. Asshole number 1 went to sleep pretty hard but #2 took a few more head stomps and face kicks to put down.
Call police. Use paracord from my pack to hogtie assholes. Wait 45 mins for police. Call back and ask if they are coming or whats the story? Am asked "oh are they still there?" Yes I have them detained waiting for you to pick them up. Cumdumpster on the phone says "OMG you can't keep them against their will. You will be charged with kidnapping if you don't release them right now."
I said well you had best hurry up and get here otherwise I cut them open and let the wolves take care of the problem.
Another 55 minutes passes and 3 police cars show up with 4 cops. Explain what happened. Asshole #1 pipes up about the white man stole this land blah, blah, blah. I turn to him and say shut up squaw fucker you're lucky I didn't just kill you and leave you for the coyotes.
Cops load dopey and stupid in 2 cars and I say well I'm off to see about bagging a deer before it gets too dark. They tell me I'm under arrest for assault and shit. OK boys if thats how this is going to play out I guess thats how she goes. Call my lawyer and a few friends on the trip to the station. Can't see a JP until this morning because I know the local JP so they bring 1 from Calgary. Released around noon on $500 bail.
Moral of the story is Canada is now an unflushed toilet run by sewer rats. If the charges don't go away by the end of business tomorrow there will be a number of vacant positions within law enforcement and the justice system soon. My country is beyond redemption now.
