What the fuck is wrong with you?

I am going to share something with you all that I am very embarrassed about.

I cannot sharpen a knife on a wet stone. I have tried over and over, and bought several different kinds and coarseness, and cannot, for the life of me, get any knife sharp on the stone.

There. That is a pretty significant malfunction in me.

Well, I mean, aside from being able to drink a half gallon of vodka a day and still function... Something, I might add, I am proud to admit I no longer do. Almost 5 years now I've been sober.
 
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Smiling Canadian said:
Seriously...what the fuck is your major fucking malfunction...?
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honestly it was when the navy doods wouldn't tell me wat specific vaccine they were putting in me and i wigged out like as if i was a trump vote in covid times 2020

they could have said "it's teh shit that gives ppl gulf war syndrome" (that was wat was up 4 scary shit in 2002) and i would have been like "ok cool" but they got evasive and i got all internet retard
 
I sometimes imagine how badly I would defeat TW celebrities in any kind of quiz, puzzle game, or public debate.

That's not a major malfunction, it's an extension of an already well-established minor one.
 
Many times I like to come onto TribalWar, start drinking, and then just ramble the night away without a care in the world about what I'm typing.

I wake up the next morning and still don't care about what I posted 'cause unlike some genes, I can remember it all.

I am cutting back on drinking though (true)
After we flatten the cuervo
 
Vanster said:
I sometimes imagine how badly I would defeat TW celebrities in any kind of quiz, puzzle game, or public debate.

That's not a major malfunction, it's an extension of an already well-established minor one.
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i like 2 imagine that as well, but then i remember sigbot always wins
 
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