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I have a hankering for some chicken. Could you recommend a reputable local establishment? Preferably some place with no niggers in it that isn't staffed by Mexicans. Thanks.

Found this big guy in the garage. He's like mobile pest control. There are no other bugs within 500 ft. of his living space. I'm going to make him a little house. I need a name for him, any recommendations? (Sorry for the blurry pic, snapped it off in a hurry with a cell phone and he was gone...

eLt5U7VcHw8 I tried to use this to bump a thread with a relevant topic, but it was too old.

Tied up in a gunny sack and slung over the back of a donkey! VIVA JUAN VALDEZ!

Go carts. Even if they find a go-cart they can fit in, it goes so damned slow it's no fun. There has to be hundreds of things fat people can't enjoy.

...and though she meant Popcorn, I think I'm getting laid tonight (all signs point to 'Yes').

_-p2NhvXmdg My Great Dane has been giving birth for the last 3 hours or so. We breed her with my Australian Shepherd. There are 6 so far and I think that's it. We woke the kids up to witness the 'miracle of birth'. To quote my daughter: "The miracle of birth can be quite disgusting..."

I didn't care for the game, but some people seem to like it. I have 2 guest passes for it. My ability to gift them expires tomorrow. I have no details on how long the guest pass lasts. Passes go to the first two 'gimme' posts. Reply with Steam name.

Tonight is a confluence, a series of rare events, that should send Orbital321 into a hissy fit. Tonight is a blue moon: Blue Moon (Caution, slow link) Blue Moon It is also a lunar eclipse: Lunar Eclipse, Dec 12th, 2009 and finally, for you astrology hippies, Mercury is in retrograde: Mercury...

This is a quote from an email between me and a friend. We were discussing 'difficult users' in a forum environment. Cliffs: Tribal War has inoculated me against asshats. Everyone else are just amateurs.

It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it. Dark orange, hit's like a shoulder mounted nuke, and makes shit dead. Dropped off a corrosive ant thingie boss in the West Rust Commons. Post your best weapons here.

I put hot sauce on shit like a nigger. I put in on all kinds of stuff. Recently I started putting it on eggs. Just a shake or two makes things awesome. I'm kind of partial to 'Frank's Red Hot'. Two questions: What's the weirdest thing you put hot sauce on? -and- What's your favorite hot...

BloodBowl Has anyone tried this? We used to play the boardgame back in the day. A friend of mine bought this and recommended it to me. It uses the rules from the Living Rulebook. When I first saw it I though, "GREAT!". I couldn't wait to play. I bought it and downloaded it, patched it, and...

A buddy of mine was storing some weights in a container on an old shipping yard where he used to work. He asked me to go with him to load them up and move them to his garage. When we got to the container yard we heard a dog raising hell. As we got closer we saw what had happened. The yard...

Someone was saying so in another thread. The only way we're going to get a new Tribes is to make it our selves. This is a top secret project - shhhhh. I'll get us started with this awesome concept art: I spent 10s of minutes on this, but I freely give this art to the community to help start...

Oakland, California, passes landmark marijuana tax - CNN.com Why would the owners of these businesses lobby to have this tax passed? I'm assuming this would have some effect on the current laws, or is it just to make the example that marijuana could be a viable product?

My wife and kids left for Florida for 2 weeks to attend a wedding and took all my money. My tub exploded 4 days ago. It took me 3 days to get the parts and get a plumber out. 3 days with no water. The reason it took 3 days is my normal plumber had a massive heart attack and died 2 hours before...

I've been talking to some of Obital123's friends and they put me on the trail. First with subtle hints, then later they helped me piece it together. This effort is the culmination of 100s of seconds of work. Exhibit a: http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/woltrussia/Podmasterskoe_svietelstvo_of_jew.jpg...

Before my grandmother died, she passed on all kind of little tricks and wives tales. One of my favorite was the snake trick. This guy I worked with was having a snake problem. Now, this guy would have been what my grandmother called a 'niggra' and he was deathly afraid of snakes. He had bought...

Does anyone have a good recipe program that stores and prints shopping lists? Ideally I'd like to plan the weeks meals, store the recipes, and be able to print weekly (or bi-monthly) shopping lists from the meal plan. I've been looking for some freeware just to try it out, but I wouldn't be...