[Cockporn] My wife offered me some

[Hive_Tyrant]

...and though she meant Popcorn, I think I'm getting laid tonight (all signs point to 'Yes').

 

[SuicideSnowman]

Bullshit thread. Married people don't have sex.

 

[Hive_Tyrant]

Bullshit thread. Married people don't have sex.

Sure they do. You just have to do it right. Here's how:

Offer her an asprin.
She will say, "What are these for?"
You say, "For your headache."
She will say, "I don't have a headache."
Then you scream "THEN BRACE YOURSELF BITCH!" and stick it in her pooper.

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Waks]

I am getting an add for some underwater mmo called "deepolis".

 

[JoMo]

A deadly war rages on between 3 confederations. Take the plunge and face the dangers of the briny deep as a sub commander.

 

[Ascoe]

we're gonna need a bigger boat

 

[Mitsubishi]

i would not stay married to a woman who would not fuck me everyday.

 

[HelenKeller]

i would not stay married to a woman who would not fuck me everyday.

or didn't love foam in her living room

 

[penguin4life]

Sure they do. You just have to do it right. Here's how:

Offer her an asprin.
She will say, "What are these for?"
You say, "For your headache."
She will say, "I don't have a headache."
Then you scream "THEN BRACE YOURSELF BITCH!" and stick it in her pooper.

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Semantik]

Sure they do. You just have to do it right. Here's how:

Offer her an asprin.
She will say, "What are these for?"
You say, "For your headache."
She will say, "I don't have a headache."
Then you scream "THEN BRACE YOURSELF BITCH!" and stick it in her pooper.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I lol'ed, the wife asked what was so funny
my reply: you will find out later

 

[Rayn]

i would not stay married to a woman who would not fuck me everyday.

after enough time, you wouldn't want to.

 

[RallyKazoo]

Wait, you have sex with your WIFE? Holy shit! How often? I don't believe it.

 

[Falhawk]

i would not stay married to a woman who would not fuck me everyday.

which is why you'll die alone

 

[gumb0 juan]

Offer her some Clitz Crackers














Not as funny as it was in my head.

 

[nigafool]

if she wont fuck me when i want i rape her it's a pretty good arrangement

 

[leetdemon]

lol niice