My wife and kids left for Florida for 2 weeks to attend a wedding and took all my money.
My tub exploded 4 days ago. It took me 3 days to get the parts and get a plumber out. 3 days with no water. The reason it took 3 days is my normal plumber had a massive heart attack and died 2 hours before our appointment. He was a good dude. He will be missed.
My wireless router died. I had to install an old back up router and hard line all my equipment.
My (expensive) sound card blew up. I'm limping along with an old ass soundblaster card. It's all crackly and sounds like shit.
A pixel died (or got stuck) in my monitor.
My dog rolled in something dead. Everytime I clean him, he goes back and does it again. I've had to lock him in the gate.
While I was washing him, my other dog broke a glass on the sidewalk. I stepped on it, it cut through the side of my shoe and damn near cut my little toe off. While I was dancing around, I fell and may have broke my arm.
I am currently hiding in my office and hoping nothing else happens. I may have pissed off a gypsy or something.
My tub exploded 4 days ago. It took me 3 days to get the parts and get a plumber out. 3 days with no water. The reason it took 3 days is my normal plumber had a massive heart attack and died 2 hours before our appointment. He was a good dude. He will be missed.
My wireless router died. I had to install an old back up router and hard line all my equipment.
My (expensive) sound card blew up. I'm limping along with an old ass soundblaster card. It's all crackly and sounds like shit.
A pixel died (or got stuck) in my monitor.
My dog rolled in something dead. Everytime I clean him, he goes back and does it again. I've had to lock him in the gate.
While I was washing him, my other dog broke a glass on the sidewalk. I stepped on it, it cut through the side of my shoe and damn near cut my little toe off. While I was dancing around, I fell and may have broke my arm.
I am currently hiding in my office and hoping nothing else happens. I may have pissed off a gypsy or something.
