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I finally lifted my ass out of unemployment. I got a freakin' job finally. Heed my advice. Keep your fucking job at all costs. Kill someone if you have to. Unemployment and the ensuing job hunt suck a fat kid's dick.

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Sitting behind a shitty old SUV at a stop light today and saw two fucking fat cunts in the driver's seat and passenger seat, respectively. The back of the car was full of big-ass bags of candy. I wanted to take them home and have a threesome on a bed littered with that candy, but I'm afraid I...

ZoneAlarm is showing a ton of activity on my downstream, but the only thing I have going is Bit Torrent. But what's weird about that is that for a torrent with a shitload of seeds, I'm only downloading at av average of 6k/sec. My connection has also been slow for the last couple of days, so...

The Horror is a weird fucking band from Portland, ME. They make me laugh a lot. I think this song is about a guy who doesn't care for robots. http://www.thehorrormusic.com/MP3s/Dont%27rRoTouchMeBot.mp3 If you like Mr. Bungle, you'll probably like this band.

I'm listening to New Days Delay. It rules! I am so gothic I can't fucking stand it!

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/040609b.php Who the hell doesn't love Rambo?

Good movie. By Mario Van Peebles about his father, who made Sweet Sweetback's Baadasss Song back in 1970. It was made indepently and almost single handedly kicked off the blaxploitation (now known in PC circles as 'Soul Cinema') genre. The movie retells the entire production from start to...

Glenn! Glenn Glenn Glenn!

Alice Fuckin' Cooper I'm not worthy.

They're in preproduction for a remake of Dirty Harry. http://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/040603f.php And they want The Rock to play Harry Callahan. WHAT THE FUCK???

If you're local, you might want to check this out. The Ioka theater in Exeter, NH, is running a summer-long cheese fest every friday night. Tonight is Roger Corman night and they'll be running Little Shop of Horrors (1960), The Terror and A Bucket of Blood. The show starts at 9, admission is...

That movie was fucking gay!

I saw Shaun of the Dead. It was both hilarious and a great zombie movie.

Like a wrong number, every now and then I get a mail from someone that isn't an ad for anything, it's just a mail for someone else that was accidentally delivered to me. There must be someone else out there using Rapscallion Jones in their email, because it's a pretty unusual name for anyone to...

http://www.dreamworks.com/trailers/anchorman/anchorman_trlr2_qt_640.mov It takes forever to load, so be patient.

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/STUVWXYZ/SinCity/footage/ Shake that ass, bitch! This is part of the That Yellow Bastard series of Sin City comics.

http://www.xeron.org/cosas/bowman/ oddly addicting. I shot the computer in the balls.

Can y'all get this party started?

...you bought the cheap ass toilet paper last time you were at the store, double up on the wipe supply. Trust me there, brother.