This summer I'm going to see...

[Rapscallion Jones]

Alice Fuckin' Cooper

I'm not worthy.

 

[Maniac]

no, you aren't

so give your tickets to me

 

[Rapscallion Jones]

fuck yooooooooo dood! they're mine! ALL MINE!!

 

[Maniac]

but you aren't worthy

 

[Rapscallion Jones]

No one is worthy.

 

[brakums]

This summer, I'm going to see Rapscallion Jones bleed from the eyes after I stab him in the face.

 

[Rapscallion Jones]

This summer I'm going to slap Brakums in the face on pay per view.

 

[brakums]

I'd pay to see that!

 

[Rapscallion Jones]

Well, you won't have to!

 

[Cuthyone]

I will though

 

[lonewolf63afo]

I'm going to see ben folds, and the aquabats this summer. They will both be good

 

[brakums]

You're of the homosexual variety, aren't you?

 

[Rapscallion Jones]

I saw Ben Folds last year. He was really awesome.

 

[brakums]

I knew you were gay... I just knew it. Denise is just a cover-up.

 

[Cuthyone]

Denise....or Dennis?

 

[brakums]

Denise....or Dennis?

Good call, but Dennis, Denise's father, is a married man.... or so we're led to believe.

 

[Rapscallion Jones]

I'm gonna break you motherfuckers!

 

[Molly Hatchet]

no, you aren't

so give your tickets to me

On a side note... I went to St. Augustine, FL on Memorial Day and saw .38 Special. That was some good shit.

 

[brakums]

I'm gonna break you motherfuckers!

Bring it Drago. I've got the eye of the tiger. Nothing beats that!