I saw two fat bitches in a car full of candy

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Rapscallion Jones

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Sitting behind a shitty old SUV at a stop light today and saw two fucking fat cunts in the driver's seat and passenger seat, respectively. The back of the car was full of big-ass bags of candy.

I wanted to take them home and have a threesome on a bed littered with that candy, but I'm afraid I might get Nerds® in my ass crack and that would be as gay as eight guys blowing nine guys.
 
maybe they were giving to the local orphanage


























or maybe they weren't. yeah thats probably it
 
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Ronnie Dobbs said:
was one of them christie alley?
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No, man. She's hot compared to these ogres. I rolled up next to them at the light and was all like, hey you fat shits, let's throw than candy on a bed and get it on! And they were all like, Ewwww... No. We're going to eat this candy.

So I flipped them the bird and cut them off in traffic.

They'll never know what they're missing.
 
^Tyro said:
maybe they were giving to the local orphanage
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Probably so they could eat the orphans afterwards. I mean, the candy is in the orphans' stomachs so it's not like they're losing anything.
 
Rapscallion Jones said:
No, man. She's hot compared to these ogres. I rolled up next to them at the light and was all like, hey you fat shits, let's throw than candy on a bed and get it on! And they were all like, Ewwww... No. We're going to eat this candy.

So I flipped them the bird and cut them off in traffic.

They'll never know what they're missing.
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you should have known better than to threaten their candy stash. you ain't gonna get any fatty lovin like that my friend.
 
Rapscallion Jones said:
Sitting behind a shitty old SUV at a stop light today and saw two fucking fat cunts in the driver's seat and passenger seat, respectively. The back of the car was full of big-ass bags of candy.

I wanted to take them home and have a threesome on a bed littered with that candy, but I'm afraid I might get Nerds® in my ass crack and that would be as gay as eight guys blowing nine guys.
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Sooooo... how much did you smoke, exactly? :huh:
 
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