plz submit this weeks ngfm quotes

[Skeletor666]

I fucking hate twitter but damn it this shit is funny.

 

[Dragon Star]

Real, but the bird doesn't know what any of it means since they don't know English.

 

[Got Haggis?]

oh joy now we can all follow https://twitter.com/tehvul

 

[Mogs]

NGFM needs to write a book.

he could quit his day job

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

i don't think he would know how.

 

[coombz]

i don't think he would know how.

Rode roller coasters
Went skiing
Went to Hawaii
Got a Charger
Stayed at same job (18 Yrs)
Stayed in same house (27 Yrs)
HOA Vice President (8 Yrs)
Got a lab (11 yrs)
Put kid through college with no debt (UF)
Played keyboards in various bands
Built computers
Didn't kill Laurie or go to Jail

^^^ Stop running, bad for your knees.

 

[beep boop]

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

I don't think he would know how to quit his day job, he definitely could write a book.

 

[Fool]

Perhaps an inspirational coffee table book with inappropriate stock photos?

 

[HelenKeller]

@paleoranch is now following ngfm

 

[HelenKeller]

https://twitter.com/WholeFoods/status/544945162993303553

 

[Brevity]

Metal drugs make people want to kill themselves, or others. Like all these school shootings.

 

[GreyGhost]

They're saying it's over now. Great religion. Kill innocent people because they want to over throw the government. They need to be re-programmed across the board. If you hate your gubiment, run for office, create a party, or move.

 

[chshrc]

Not to mention feeding a gariffe, gotta be expensive.

Where is the party?

 

[buize]

d

 

[chshrc]

Fucking a fatty is like fucking the air. You'll throw your back out.

 

[WarBuddha]

Originally Posted by NoGodForMe View Post

Metal drugs make people want to kill themselves, or others. Like all these school shootings.

what are metal drugs, like lithium?

 

[Kismet]

I went to Six Flags America once (near Baltimore). A bunch of black people were there calling each other nigger. It was like they were speaking a different language.

 

[Plasmatic]

Wow, they made that face spin exactly one time.

 

[chshrc]

If they really wanted to make intersections safe, the light would be a large scoreboard type box that would show the seconds for each color