plz submit this weeks ngfm quotes

[GraphiX]

i like that it shows ngfm as following jeb bush, james woods, donald rumsfeld etc

whoa as me

 

[KittyCat]

oic so your stance is the "correct" stance

hehe

 

[darkpiece]

koitty cat i want 2 get a good pair of earbuds as i hate havin my whole head suroneded by headset

n e way, where is the thread u made on those earbuds a few weeks ago he he

 

[KittyCat]

koitty cat i want 2 get a good pair of earbuds as i hate havin my whole head suroneded by headset

n e way, where is the thread u made on those earbuds a few weeks ago he he

if anyone is looking for budget iem's (headphones) these are the ones to get $40 by KittyCat - TribalWar Forums

 

[bam]

Yeah, many women are that way. Was trying to see if her hair is red but I'm not sure.

Women like that end up single when they get older. Here in my neighborhood, there's many homes that have a single older woman living in them. It means the ho is crazy, doesn't fuck or suck dick.

He didn't die, so no Darwin award, but pretty close. This would be classified as just plain stupid.

 

[chshrc]

I wouldn't feed that to my dog. I can't imagine humans eating that. Looks like a dick with come all over it in the 2nd picture (Captain Obvious).

Dang. I just can't cut anything off this one either.

 

[havax]

It's the affirmative action thing, or the black quota. Very heavy in the NBA and NFL, targeting the black audience. Most of the segments are pre-written for these goons, so they can show the high lights as they're talking.

 

[Got Haggis?]

Besides the MGJ, you want the salad to be the big meal each day. I put spinach, kale, onions, and red peppers in a huge mixing bowl. Then we make salad bowls adding other items like mushrooms. You don't have to completely give up meat, but you want the salad to be the main meal. Go to my page and watch the YouTube trailers for the movies.
Healthy Food  Pictures

 

[chshrc]

This is karma for him being a hard core liberal. Spend, Spend, Spend, Tax, Tax, Tax.

Let's see him get that eye taken care of with Obama care.

 

[ElectroWaffle]

I would be ninja style, sneaking up on the enemy and stealing their weapons. Standing out in the open with barbaric weapons may work as brute force in numbers, but there will be many killed if the Russians decide to send in ground troops on tanks. That's probably why Russia is not sending in the troops. They don't want the weapons or tanks captured.

 

[chshrc]

I'm on vacation. Brought 3 bottles of MGJ and we found a bakery that made a nice avacodo sandwich and kale salad.

 

[EyeZ]

Racist is a code word for Anti-White.

 

[Plasmatic]

Ferguson is the Detroit and Chicago of Missouri. Whites will leave, it's already happening.

 

[GreyGhost]

<snip>
And actually, the thing you want to identify, is whether your kid has a photographic memory.

 

[Plasmatic]

First part is ok, meh.

You want to eat Almond butter, not peanut butter. Costco sells it at a good price. You can also grind it fresh at most Whole Foods locations.

^^^ I remember a few years ago, the Huy-Fong plant shut down because people were complaining about the smell. They need to move that plant and open more, but they're not thinking about expanding. You watch, Texas Pete will come out with the little packets of Oelek like I'm asking for. They already have their hot sauce in little packets, you find it in grocery store deli's where they make sandwiches (Publix).

 

[Plasmatic]

So you need to cover your downspouts with a mesh screen.

If you think it's bad now, just wait until the Ho wants a new kitchen. 50K.

 

[bowl of blood]

 

[Vanster]

that has to be an old picture

 

[ElectroWaffle]

Sanitary Bidet looks interesting, but that adds a bunch of water leak points. The problem is farting during the day. Could be your diet. For example, if you eat Mexican food, it wants out 4x during the day.

If you SSS (Shave, Shit, Shower) in the morning, then make it through the work day without farting up a storm, then the underwear stays clean until you can get home. After work it's eat dinner, walk the dog, exercise, shit again if necessary, take another shower, go to bed.

These sentences could be spread apart to be even more hilarious with out context.

 

[ElectroWaffle]

that has to be an old picture

Every picture is an old picture. That one in particular was taken just a few weeks ago.