Dear TW Badasses

[DV]

william wallace didnt even need thai food to fart lightning bolts

legendary hard ass right there

He ate Haggis.

 

[Noshbomb]

I let go of the hand rails while riding the escalator

 

[coombz]

i don't think i've called anyone a fag in this thread ;----)

if the insults are going to start flying i might be tempted to call Scooby an idiot i know, i know, it seems kinda tame but it pretty much covers the waterfront

 

[coombz]

so once i saw this geezer going into the changing rooms at Topshop. with SIX items! SIX ITEMS YOU SLAG! YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED FOUR! WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BLOODY SIGNS FOR!??!

so i cut his fucking head off, and fucked his stump

 

[coombz]

yea i knew none of you could top that


.... ;/

 

[GreasyBoy]

I'm married and have three kids.

 

[Lineage]

I put ipecac powder onto toilet handles for the dick bags that go to the bathroom and don't wash their hands.

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

coombz is a trashy uk pud smokin willy farmer and dart smoker.

I covered it

 

[Gweedo]

welsh arent badass

they are just psychotic

Which makes us badass! also we fuck sheep so

 

[coombz]

trashy? but i'm from Oxford don't you know

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK MATE