Dear TW Badasses

[Lineage]

That's not badass, that's just mean :[

Well, the dogs are on fire, and I'm chased by ninjas.

The ninjas are also on fire.

 

[Gweedo]

I'm Welsh

 

[Glare]

welsh arent badass

they are just psychotic

 

[Fancy Cat]

my name is fancy cat

 

[Lineage]

Well aren't you fancy. Do you, too, have flaming ninjas chasing you?

 

[krustyy]

I know I'm at least half badass for the following reason:

A few years ago, when I was running away from a cameraman, I found myself hiding in a windmill. There, I broke a mirror and hundreds of tiny me's came running out of the pieces of mirror. One of them forced me to eat him.

Shortly thereafter, a person started growing out of my shoulder and broke off. It turned out being my evil half. When I spoke to my evil half, he told me this:

I'm bad ass. And you're good ass. You're goodie little two-shoes!

In response to this mocking, I blew his fucking head off, chopped him into bits, and buried his remains.

So, while my bad-ass half is no longer actually part of me, I know that I am, in fact, still a bad ass. After all, I'm so bad ass that I was able to murder my bad ass half. I still even had enough bad assness left after such an act to retort with, "Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun."

 

[Glare]

i ate a beer glass and called someone a head fuck one time

 

[[SES]BaNsHee]

I beat the shit out of glare at uva while he was drunk. He probably doesnt even remember though.

 

[Glare]

i was drinking your beer

 

[Fancy Cat]

no ninjas

 

[FrogNettle]

I look policemen in the eyes sometimes.

 

[Pachacutec]

i lept two sidewalk squares in a single bound.

 

[coombz]

i raped a dolphin

well, technically speaking it was a porpoise

but one blowholes as good as the next to me

 

[Glare]

it's all steel gray on the inside baby

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

Im bad ass and my ass is bad

Ill knock your lights out with either my hands or my gas. I eat spicy thai food mega loaded with garlic, onions and chili peppers. I can straighten out a brothers fro.

 

[DV]

i was drinking your beer

No, I was drinking his beer. You were cupping my balls.

 

[coombz]

5 months ago i spent a weekend driving contaminated swans to Fife

dragging em out of the lorry, breaking their necks, chucking them on the ground...leaving a little sachet of Lemsip, and creeping off into the night

 

[Glare]

did you just call me a fag coombz

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

he lost to william wallace..I think coombz is the faggot

 

[Glare]

william wallace didnt even need thai food to fart lightning bolts

legendary hard ass right there