Dear TW Badasses

[retribution]

Who are you and why do you consider yourselves badass?

 

[Osmethae]

yo

 

[SexxxGodSteve]

I work my ass out every day, so it's solid as a rock.
That's why my ass is bad.

 

[FLOOR]

id have eto kill you if i told you lol!!!

 

[retribution]

I want stories or you're all a bunch of pussies.

 

[Tribalbob]

I punched some guy in the face and stole his jacket.

 

[coombz]

i once kicked a racoons face right off its body.

what its face was doing on its body in the first place i have no fuckin idea...

it flew through the air like a pancake...and landed on Jesus' face

i didn't plan it that way but it was a cheeky bonus

 

[Fling]

cause I've got aviators, and a popped collar
Fling

 

[Ray]

i once drank 32 beers in 4 minutes

 

[Spry]

I once took 2 samples from a table that said "Please try 1 free sample"

 

[DrMeithos]

I was a designated marksman, CQB specialist, and hmmwv driver for 1st Recon Bn. and made one hell of a tour through Fallujah and the surrounding area.

 

[DrMeithos]

Oh, and I played w/ the LT team Bone Thugz (best ever)

 

[Lineage]

I can masturbate to orgasm 5 times in 3 minutes.

 

[Tribalbob]

I once took 2 samples from a table that said "Please try 1 free sample"

I tore off A MATTRESS TAG

 

[LGBR]

i got choked out at a LAN party

then roomed with the guy next year

 

[coombz]

you remember that whale they found in the Thames?

that was me! 'Get in the back Orca we're goin for a picnic'

he was in the back going 'Ohhh where are we going, the Indian Ocean?'

'Yeah somethin like that, you heard of Lambeth bridge you slag?? GET IN THERE!! GET IN THERE WITH THE ZINGER BURGERS! GET IN THERE WITH THE JOHNNIES!'

 

[Tribalbob]

you remember that whale they found in the Thames?

that was me! 'Get in the back Orca we're goin for a picnic'

he was in the back going 'Ohhh where are we going, the Indian Ocean?'

'Yeah somethin like that, you heard of Lambeth bridge you slag?? GET IN THERE!! GET IN THERE WITH THE ZINGER BURGERS! GET IN THERE WITH THE JOHNNIES!'

are you afraid of americans?

 

[Thingfish]

I drink tap water

 

[coombz]

i laugh in the face of danger

hahahaha!

 

[MrSmall]

i got choked out at a LAN party

then roomed with the guy next year

LGBR wins