i was grocery shopping with my buddy and his wife, and when we came out of the store a bum asked us for money because he was hungry. so the wife (who is sick and tired of bums because we had been solicited all day) pulls out a broccoli and says, "oh you're hungry, huh? here's some broccoli! go ahead, eat it!" and the bum says, "don't gimme dat fuggin broccoli, gimme some money! i gota ta get me some muhfuggin mac donalds!" and she goes, "you're not really that hungry then, are you?" and then i said, "hey where are you going? this is a superfood!"
but he walked away
so we left without giving him anything
i have more along similar lines, but it takes a while to type on my phone
but he walked away
so we left without giving him anything
i have more along similar lines, but it takes a while to type on my phone