a friend and i were taking a smoke break out back of the place we worked. we opened the garage door that lead to the side alleyway to let the smoke out, and as soon as we did, this bum lady walked by with a smile on her face, waved, and said hi. she was completely butt naked.
we walked out a bit, stood there watching her walking, both thinking wtf and laughing. we turn around to look back towards the street entrance at work, the city hall is a 6 story building across the street, and everyone from the top to bottom floor was crowded at the windows watching her walk down the side street, too.
we just waved at everyone in the building and gave them a thumbs up while smoking our cigarettes, and everyone in the building waved back. then the cops came and picked her up, took her back to where her clothes were at the front of our building. she refused to put them on, started screaming that they were possessed. it was great.
crack's a hell of a drug.
we walked out a bit, stood there watching her walking, both thinking wtf and laughing. we turn around to look back towards the street entrance at work, the city hall is a 6 story building across the street, and everyone from the top to bottom floor was crowded at the windows watching her walk down the side street, too.
we just waved at everyone in the building and gave them a thumbs up while smoking our cigarettes, and everyone in the building waved back. then the cops came and picked her up, took her back to where her clothes were at the front of our building. she refused to put them on, started screaming that they were possessed. it was great.
crack's a hell of a drug.