itt we look up sex statistics to compare ourselves to
making fun of a bunch of jealous losers is about as entertaining as it tends to get here
I am become Death, Destroyer of Women
my girlfriend still lives in a student residence where I used to live once upon a time
my reputation for being awesome is so renowned even at this place I only lived for 8 or 9 months that close to two years later at parties, guys I barely fucking know and have only met recently come up to me asking for advice on how to get a certain woman to bed them
I am become Death, Destroyer of Women