NGFM Vegas help pls

Goshin said:
go see the bellagio fountains at night
DO go to Absinthe, located outside of caesars palace, great fucking show

DO see O, cirque de solie thing
DONT see Ka, it was...ok
DO see the volcano and TI ships for free

the shows should cost you 60+130 or whatever for great seats at O. So 210.
Take $500 and go play roulette doubling your position if you lose
start at a 5 or 10 table if you can. Get free vodka red bulls, play for a while, and walk away when ready.
if you have enough bankroll and dont get fucked by 8 numbers different, you should be able to walk away with a few hundred extra bux

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dont be a pussy
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i fucking hate end of page posts
 
find the australians who like to party. It's two of them. They do some club crawl thing for ~80 bucks (haggle if you have a group, got them down to $50 a head) with generally half ladies/half dudes out of 40-50 people
1 free drink in 4 clubs, no lines, no cover
its worth it just for that


if you are alone in vegas then wtf
 
Effective said:
Do you really need to win money to afford a rental for the week? I dont think we've ever paid more than $20 a day (usually less) for the rental car in Vegas.

Red Rock is a nice change of pace, the Dam is worth seeing once I guess. The Atomic museum is interesting for non-gambling entertainment.

Head down to the old strip fremont street if you haven't already. I like that area better actually.
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When you are young, just got married, expecting a child, yup, every buck counted back then, lol.
Wife won $2500 on a slot the 1st day there
I proceeded to order DSL and drop the dialup, ya, I got bitched at, but man was it worth it!
 
look for some black guys by themselves and ask them if they've got any coke

you'll get some coke or you'll get ripped off

either way it'll be exciting
 
here's a place thats not as far as red rock/hoover dam, for you too NGFM

Springs Preserve - Official Web Site

they have a nice cafe, and gardens and shit to walk around. you can pay like $20 for exhibits/museum but its really only good for kids, otherwise its free to stroll around. its like 10 minutes from downtown and its a nice change of scenery from the casinos without going too far.
 
Goshin telling you not to be a pussy is like god telling you to kill your son.

You fucking do it!
 
Put $20 into a quarter video poker machine at a bar. Order first drink. Tip $5. Continue to order drinks tipping $1 per drink.

Cash out when drunk.
 
unless youre terrible at video poker you arent going to lose 5 in the time in takes to get drunk if you just played instead of trying to bribe the bartender. house edge is only like 52% so just play and take the free drinks. bonus is feeling a lot less scummy
 
$20 could last 5 minutes if you get a crappy machine on a losing streak. In theory, the house edge should be 52%, and some machines are 100.7% payback if playing deuces wild, but that's with the jackpot payout.

The $5 is to get strong drinks from the start, to say, "Hey, I took care of you."

Other way of doing this is to play the penny video slot machine, tip the waitress a buck each time, and slow play the machine. To slow play, bring up the pay table and act like you're trying to understand it. Even though it's a penny machine, it's still $2 a spin if you play max credits. I was screwing around at Mandalay Bay playing the drink game. Was playing minimum credits, for a few spins, sat around, then I'd play max and hit the bonus round. I ended up having 3 Long Island Iced Teas and winning $100.

If you're gambling make sure they give you the top shelf stuff. I once used a coupon to get a drink and it was the cheap stuff (nasty).

A couple years later I went back and didn't have the same luck. I didn't hit crap, and the waitress disappeared after 2 drinks, so they caught on to my system. Probably read TW and said fuck this dude, we'll show him next time.

So it can go either way. You can sit around making money while getting free drinks (tip $1 per), or you can bust out and only get 2 drinks (which totally sucks).
 
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NoGodForMe said:
Hoover Dam and Red Rock is where people go after losing all their money. GC is kinda far, it's a good 5 hours to the South Rim. A little less to the west rim where the sky bridge is located.

Top of the strat is cool, bring beers with you, they'll let you take them in the elevator to the top.

Bellagio Buffet is good, go at 2pm then watch the fountains. That basically becomes your lunch and dinner, rate is less at 2pm. Go at 4pm and you'll pay a bunch more for the dinner rate. It's basically the same stuff, they just add more sea food (crap legs).
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i love crap legs
 
table games bro
roulette is ez to sit and play for hours and hours

dont be a chump chump

also, next to bally's/behind flamingo is a liquor store near a crappy (but supposed to be good) local italian place

the wine blows at the italian place but it's "free". Anyway, buy some booze, get sloshed in your room, and go walk around in the evenings for the lights and free shows and shit outside casinos

bellagio looks stupid
wynn is a nicer version with better coloring schematics
mirage, caesars, mgm, luxor, paris and venetian are nice looking casinos and have great decor throughout


i only got drunk one night there, was there for 6 days, and still had a great time

wtf are you doing
 
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