list places you are banned from

Bermuda

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online
sa
kinklive dot calm
irc dot bondage dot calm

irl
the eugene hilton
the eugene hampton inn
every mental hospital in oregon
 
church

sir, it would be better for everyone if you found a different way to spend your sundays
 
church

sir, it would be better for everyone if you found a different way to spend your sundays

Same. I belched loudly, not on purpose, and I told the lady next to me it was the lord working through me....They asked me not to return.
 
wow u and scooby have put ur dicks in the same hole
:minibarf:

actually kelven and I are doctor butt buddies. We had the same doctor for a bit and she seemed keen that whatever problem you had would be solved by having her fingers in your ass.
 
Same. I belched loudly, not on purpose, and I told the lady next to me it was the lord working through me....They asked me not to return.

The last one for me was some assembly of god. they started speaking in tongues and I pointed out that according to the bible there will never be a case of god speaking through someone in tongues, in public, unless a translator was there.

That did the trick
 
universal
For real? Or are you trolling me? What did you do?

Online
TWL
SA (although I do have an active account I don't use)
Theme Park Review (roller coaster forum)

IRL
Universal Studios (only Florida, I can still go back to Hollywood but I never will)
 
Never point out the errors, they will shun you every time.

I went to a Mormon church and pointed out how absurd that story was and they escorted me out...I also pointed out that communion is wine and unleavened bread...not grape juice with white bread tore into little pieces....I was banned from the property and they called the police and had me trespassed...:lol:
 
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