It's a shaaark A big ass shaarrk

reel it in!

are you fucking serious? that pole wouldn't come close to reeling something that size in. would've spooled that line in 20 seconds. dumb motherfuckers.
 
If the shark was smart he'd have just wounded the fish so the humans would have to get into the water to try and help it.
 
fucking water

this is why I don't go in water that isn't a pool or very close non-shark beach

fucking things in the water

if it's not a shark then it's a giant octopus or giant squid or killer whale or loch ness monster

count me out
 
fucking water

this is why I don't go in water that isn't a pool or very close non-shark beach

fucking things in the water

if it's not a shark then it's a giant octopus or giant squid or killer whale or loch ness monster

count me out

translation: Obibun doesn't know how to swim
 
Spoiler
 
the ocean is great if you're on a big ass boat

minute a giant monster squid from the depths of the deep dark ocean takes out a cruise ship though I'm writing that shit off too
 
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