i enjoy the characters on tw very much

oops I missed saying "in" :( poor coombz still raging. Normal for ex pats I suppose. Say hi to your buddy Mitch for me.
 
Like, oh-em-gee! Say something gay and witty, say something gay and witty! Whip that wrist, roll your eyes, and say something so sassy and lispy that I get that awkward semi-hard gay boner for you!
 
I was eye fuckibg this lady at this bar tonight

She comes up later and goes "hey I'm married the girl you met a minute ago is my husbands girlfriend and I don't have a partner, were at the hotel next door"

I said no wayyy (maybe if she was more fit)

Also I think I had a 70% chance of getting murdered
 
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