i put on a speedo....once
the urinal water is cold
i had to marry a black woman
my kids aren't allowed to sit in my lap, i've never played santa claus
my shorts must have a liner
i've never crossed my legs while sitting down
Cervix isn't actually at the end of the vagina. You would know this if you were long enough. Most vagoogers will lengthen past the cervix. I usually feel my helmet brushing it.
My biggest problem over the years is running into the cervix and it hurts, they say.
Current gf has a vagina slightly longer than everybody else, and my penis only just touches it--doesn't hurt her, doesn't bother me, and all is good.