[NHL] Official Playoffs 2011 Thread

I won't be greedy so hopefully Luongo lets in... Say 5 goals tonight.

Fuck Vancouver and their roster of faggots
 
triple said:
Yes they do it in practice with raymond's stick between their legs, his head in their crotch, legs wide, and 3 feet away from the boards.

And you're supposed to just undo yourself from that and hockey stop within what, 2 seconds? good luck with that.



Ignore the replays, they're in slow-mo. First 10 seconds. The guy stumbles, somehow gets in this submissive position, and its not even a second or two before they hit. And you're telling me "oh dude, he should have just hockey stopped." fuck you. You have no idea what you're talking about.
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Are you really this dumb? 1) Boychuk was not trying to stop. Look at his feet. 2) His legs were wide apart and Raymond's stick was closer to this ice than Boychuk's skates and it wouldn't really have impeded his ability to stop. 3) You're fucking dumb.
 
1) If his legs were closer he'd be tripped up by raymond's stick trying to stop. 2) he had just finished trying to play the puck and was off balance 3) its kind of hard to stop when a guy's helmet is between your legs 4) no you
 
triple said:
1) If his legs were closer he'd be tripped up by raymond's stick trying to stop. 2) he had just finished trying to play the puck and was off balance 3) its kind of hard to stop when a guy's helmet is between your legs 4) no you
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1) No, he wouldn't, but that's a moot point. He didn't even try to stop. 2) Boychuk did not try to play the puck. He went to play the body. 3) Have you tried to stop with a helmet between your legs?

triple said:
fyi this is what a real dirty hit looks like

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If you want a dirty hit, here's one:
 
2) Boychuk did not try to play the puck. He went to play the body.
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um, did you see how the play even developed? The puck got shot into that corner and both players wouldn't even be in that position unless they were both trying to play it.
 
triple said:
um, did you see how the play even developed? The puck got shot into that corner and both players wouldn't even be in that position unless they were both trying to play it.
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Apparently you didn't see it. The puck was dumped over there but quickly bounced back towards the net, Raymond was closer and Boychuk tried to tie up his stick and that caused Raymond to spin around when he was trying to regain his balance.
 
Xcursion said:
Apparently you didn't see it.
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do you have eyes

seriously
 
So in your 14 years of hockey you've never played a puck coming off the boards

how'd that go

I guess these nhl pros have no idea what they're doing
 
triple said:
So in your 14 years of hockey you've never played a puck coming off the boards

how'd that go

I guess these nhl pros have no idea what they're doing
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Let me spell it out for you exactly what I'm saying. The puck is coming off the boards toward the slot--which is moving away from the players as they are moving towards the boards. How is it legal to ride a player from where your picture is showing contact (about 15 feet) into the boards of which the puck is no where near and in fact heading even further away by the second?
 
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