Dumpy Dooby
Veteran X
Cruising around the downtown area today looking for a spot. Finally after a good 10-15minutes I see a guy roll out. I blow past it and start to initiate my parallel park job. Bitch is in the spot on the cell phone waving me off.
I lay on the horn and fucking fly in to the space and make her run out of the way. I get out of the car and she is all pissed off
Her: Excuse me I was holding this space for my husband, we have small children.
Me: Sorry but you can't stand in a spot to hold it.
Her: You are a grown man with legs that can walk, we have children.
Me (laughing): You aren't from LA are you?
She is on the phone snapping out to her husband that I almost ran her over and shit. Fucking idiots!
I lay on the horn and fucking fly in to the space and make her run out of the way. I get out of the car and she is all pissed off
Her: Excuse me I was holding this space for my husband, we have small children.
Me: Sorry but you can't stand in a spot to hold it.
Her: You are a grown man with legs that can walk, we have children.
Me (laughing): You aren't from LA are you?
She is on the phone snapping out to her husband that I almost ran her over and shit. Fucking idiots!