Dont wurry,its in the human nature to have sex,it'll happen,give it time.Chikaze said:uh...yea...
and boobies feel great, just like bags of sand... (I know I fucked up the quote)
John Titor said:Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: The trick is to hyperventilate and be as efficient as possible.
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: I see what you did there
Chikaze said:so...I'm like 1 of the 2 posters in the thread who can fulfill that?
I'm thinking it'll be like a handjob, but in a really soft, slippery flattened tube that stretches and moves around on its own so it's really quite stimulating.
Plus add to this thing you'll have another person who's enjoying herself, and has breasts and nipples and an ass and nice legs and arms and hair to touch and grab and play with.
good point, good point. I have been told many times that the older a girl is, the more she'll enjoy it...I try to limit my search to 35 or younger...Merranza said:almost 100% correct... only for the enjoying herself part... depends if it's her first time or not![]()
Chikaze said:so...I'm like 1 of the 2 posters in the thread who can fulfill that?