[VIRGINS]

[JoMo]

I remember thinking it would be like sliding into a melted stick of butter. I wasn't too far off the mark.

uhh, huh?

 

[Snake~eyes]

First time I had sex, I was like.. dude this wasn't even that good... I was greatly disappointed.

 

[Sift]

I don't really remember ever having had any expectations

my first time was pretty disappointing (i didnt bust + i was sober)

 

[Vulcan]

lol titor

 

[Sift]

First time I had sex, I was like.. dude this wasn't even that good... I was greatly disappointed.

haha, me too... i was like.... is that all there is to that?

now i can't get enough of that

 

[Kiint]

John Titor is an interesting smurf

 

[|Blitzkrieg|]

My first time I was more surprised it was happening (because it was with someone I'd never thought I'd have sex with) than anything else. I remember it was fairly crap.

Current GF and I can't stop though, much better when you know what you're doing

 

[mr_luc]

Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: Rest of series
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: I see what you did there

No fucking way. Too funny.

 

[-Kapion-]

Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: Rest of series
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: I see what you did there

that was awesome

you are a funnay member keep it up d00d

 

[preeko]

god fucking damnit

 

[in2thehurricane]

god fucking damnit

my face is meltng offf.

 

[Jambalaya Pretzelstein]

Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: Rest of series
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: I see what you did there

fucking members

 

[Afterimage]

That's pretty much TW in a bust-a-nutshell. Nice work Tito, which is your new name.

 

[ZurN]

I kept wondering whether her husband would come home from work early.

Then her figgen 2 year old kept interupting us.

 

[alienkiller]

Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: Rest of series
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: I see what you did there

amazing

 

[dan-o2]

Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: Rest of series
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: twist of the century including last century

fixed

 

[Rurouni]

stuf, this si library

 

[Merranza]

Well from what I've gathered from TW it should go something like this:
Me sees girl
Me thinks I'd hit it
Me approaches girl
me: I want to have sex
her: O rly?
me: Ya rly
Her: My your dick has a big head
Me: I call it BadMofo
Librarian: stfu this si library [ya we are doing it in a library]
Her: You have condom
Me: I have sandpaper
Her: I have twin sister
Me: Rest of series
Sex Commences
My Conscience: Bust inside
Me: I just busted inside
Her: I see what you did there

with that beaker ps thread, you are on the good path member, keep it up and welcome to tw

 

[HomeSlice]

Everyone on TW is a professional porn star.

 

[haupsoizer]

with that beaker ps thread, you are on the good path member, keep it up and welcome to tw

uh, hes a smurf
just like me