Squirters rock

[absent]

Why do you let women urinate all over you? Don't you realize that during chick-talk, they laugh at you idiots?

 

[Icey]

Listen to absent guys. He's the expert on "chick-talk."

 

[JustinCase]

First GF was a squirter, but a combination of BC and perscription drugs made her nethers and any fluids from said area smell like something died.

thats disgusting, but I'm not surprised you fuck nasty smelly girls

 

[Ztir]

i came in a girl once and i dripped out when she got off and she said sorry and looked all embarassed because she thought it was her

 

[Lamb]

i thought this thread was going to be about super soakers

 

[Feannag]

thats disgusting, but I'm not surprised you fuck nasty smelly girls

Meh, I was young and stupid. I'm sure everyone here has at least fat/ugly woman they've fucked/been with, the skeleton in the closet they don't want people to know about. I just don't give a fuck, and she was batshit insane anyway. more so than usual.

 

[Scud]

i thought this thread was going to be about super soakers

 

[[LAPD]Cheetah]

my gf does that some times. maybe about 30% of the time.

 

[Rorschach]

The bigger the g-spot the bigger the wet spot.

 

[Mabelrode]

thread

 

[mandarb]

My ex was a squirter. Like porn star caliber.

I remember the first time I ate her out, she told me she got very wet but didn't say she squirted. Well, I got a mouthful of it.

I thought it was awesome....

 

[Kerosene31]

 

[telos]

My ex was a squirter. Like porn star caliber.

I remember the first time I ate her out, she told me she got very wet but didn't say she squirted. Well, I got a mouthful of it.

I thought it was awesome....

I bet it looked/sounded a lot like this

 

[Amadeus]

WHARRGARBL

 

[kazan]

its fun for novelty sake the first few times, then it starts to get really annoying.

 

[ThisIsNotMyName]

Be happy she wasn't a farter

she has farted during sex and totally queefed on my balls at one point

 

[old_skul]

why hasnt sass been posting lately, have you been beating her?

Only every day

 

[old_skul]

she has farted during sex and totally queefed on my balls at one point

One g/f of mine would suck air into her ass with every orgasmic contraction and poof it out.

Oral was a little awkward :\

 

[kazan]

One g/f of mine would suck air into her ass with every orgasmic contraction and poof it out.

Oral was a little awkward :\

 

[Scud]

One g/f of mine would suck air into her ass with every orgasmic contraction and poof it out.

Oral was a little awkward :\

For you or her?