So yeah, obligatory "I got laid" thread. I don't usually make these as I get laid fairly often but I think this one is definitely called for.
I totally banged a squirter last night. It was awesome. She didn't squirt in the traditional porno sense that it comes out like she's pissing. It was more like a balloon popped and/or a bucket of juice was dumped on my crotch. It was warm and squishy and FUCKING AWESOME.
Good thing it wasn't my bed either...
I totally banged a squirter last night. It was awesome. She didn't squirt in the traditional porno sense that it comes out like she's pissing. It was more like a balloon popped and/or a bucket of juice was dumped on my crotch. It was warm and squishy and FUCKING AWESOME.
Good thing it wasn't my bed either...
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