who the fuck gets an MIP during welcome week?
fucking losers who can't hold their alcohol, that's who
if you're so drunk that you're getting stopped while walking then you need to work on your tolerance at home before you try to step up to the plate and drink in a social setting, faggot
all people like you do is get other people busted
What the fuck? I said -for a reason- that the I'll skip the story as nobody would fucking read it. If you really want the story here you fucking go:
I was drinking all night at a frat house and I was beating brothers at chugging, beer pong, "flippy cup" (aka turbos / flip cup) and quarters. After drinking all of that, I came back to my roommate having the name tag flipped (aka 'fucking some chick'), knocked on the door and he said give me an hour to fuck this chick. So I walked outside, lit up a cigarette, talked to a friend then two Asian people come about five yards away and start talking emotional shit, then start making out. I wanted to give them space so I walked about 15 yards away from them and turned away from them continually smoking my cigarettes.
Then after 30 minutes, a cop walks by from the direction I was looking away from, I look at him and he just walks by. Then I stand up, throw my cigarette away and start walking to the door. Then he says "Hey wait, can I ask you a couple of questions?" then I politely walk back and start just casually talking to him. I was completely coherent and spoke to him normally. Eventually he asks why I was out here and I responded that my roommate as 'busy' with somebody in my room. Then he looked at my with his flashlight and said "You know, most college sex involves alcohol" and then I responded something along the lines of "Yeah, sadly". Then he asks if I was drinking tonight and I responded "No sir, I haven't been drinking". Then he asks "Look, I'm going to ask you again and if you don't I'm going to bring you down to the station and make you take a Breathalyzer there". Then I didn't want any hassle and thought he was a cool cop, so I responded "Sorry officer, I have drank some tonight". Then he jokes around and then continues talking to me.
Then his friend comes by who just had to put up with a resisting arrest apparently, and was a total dick. Then the other cop told him what the deal was and he said "Oh no, we need to get into the academy, I'm writing him an appearance ticket". Then he whips out the Breathalyzer, I blow a .109 (which isn't very high for drinking throughout the night). Then he writes me a ticket, the other cop was "eh" about it all and then they walk away.
Fyi, I've been drinking tonight (and would probably blow a ~.19 - 2.2) and you can hopefully see that I can hold my own liquor you dumb ass.
Stop being an idiot meber
P.S. Stop being a total fuckwad and see that I posted proper etiquette of hot chicks with a question. If I could block your ip from the pictures I would.