opsayo...all I have to do is post this picture
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opsayo...all I have to do is post this picture
cooms r u posting from a frozen pond w/ ur chubby lady friends again
[03:31] <Nauseous1> where teh 5000 come from?
[03:31] <vantage> the clan
[03:31] <JoeMomma5000> a bar fight
[03:31] <vantage> idiot
[03:31] <JoeMomma5000> a guy was making fun of my buddy who was flippin pizzas in the kitchen, which had a window to watch
[03:31] <JoeMomma5000> so I called him out in the middle of his dinner
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> I said "hey jizzcopter5000, why dont you come over here, and say that shit to my fucking face.. im his best friend"
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and the entire bar stopped
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> everyone in the restaurant stopped
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> god stopped
[03:32] <Nauseous1> rofl
[03:32] <vantage> lol
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and everyone almost at once said "jizz...copter... 5000???"
[03:32] <velo> did the leaves stop photosynthesizing?
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and I said "yeah.. I got nothin"
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> then he laughed and I punched him
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and threw him out
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and got lots of free beer
[03:33] <Nauseous1> last time i walked into a bar, some ass hole hit me in the back of the head with a chair :/
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> so when I started playing
[03:33] <vantage> rofl
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> my buddy was jizzcopter5000
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> and I needed a name
[03:33] <Nauseous1> i was out like a light :/
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> the JoeMomma joke was cool
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> so... JoeMomma5000
why do u attack everyone online, what part of your life are you compensating for by being a dick to strangers from a computer?
[03:31] <Nauseous1> where teh 5000 come from?
[03:31] <vantage> the clan
[03:31] <JoeMomma5000> a bar fight
[03:31] <vantage> idiot
[03:31] <JoeMomma5000> a guy was making fun of my buddy who was flippin pizzas in the kitchen, which had a window to watch
[03:31] <JoeMomma5000> so I called him out in the middle of his dinner
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> I said "hey jizzcopter5000, why dont you come over here, and say that shit to my fucking face.. im his best friend"
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and the entire bar stopped
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> everyone in the restaurant stopped
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> god stopped
[03:32] <Nauseous1> rofl
[03:32] <vantage> lol
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and everyone almost at once said "jizz...copter... 5000???"
[03:32] <velo> did the leaves stop photosynthesizing?
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and I said "yeah.. I got nothin"
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> then he laughed and I punched him
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and threw him out
[03:32] <JoeMomma5000> and got lots of free beer
[03:33] <Nauseous1> last time i walked into a bar, some ass hole hit me in the back of the head with a chair :/
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> so when I started playing
[03:33] <vantage> rofl
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> my buddy was jizzcopter5000
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> and I needed a name
[03:33] <Nauseous1> i was out like a light :/
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> the JoeMomma joke was cool
[03:33] <JoeMomma5000> so... JoeMomma5000
Blotter
A natural extension of my love of dicks, my decision to leave/quit TW was natural