Wood because there are no trees, it's all sand
Marry me?
While this is slutty/sexy to watch...it really has no purpose.
Is your dick as thin as a string and if it were, would you want her to tie it in a knot? No.
Will she blow you with that flutter thing she does at the end? Probably not.
Can she somehow take that long tongue and wrap it around your johnson to 'jerk you off'? Probably not.
So cool..you have a mutant bitch that could be very useful in a Kiss cover band...but other than that, she's a party trick.
Hey Juggles, everyone else stopped calling it a Johnson in 1985. But you do you.
You might be overestimating the amount of thought and effort going into mocking juggernaught.
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I think I cried from when that part came on. That actor did an excellent job. That was such a good movie and... I know I am going to get shit for this but, I have never read the book. Yes, yes, I know.
Can't I use your post to mock him further?