Need help with my lyrics

For the breast men

Tunin' Your Radio

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Tunin' your radio
Tunin' your radio
Watch it here I go

Tunin' your radio
Tunin' your radio
Do you like it fast or slow?

Whippin the dial
Whippin that dial
Spinnin round and round
Whippin the dial
Whippin that dial
You like that radio sound?

It goes
reeeaaaahhhh reet
wooky wooky wooky wooo
It goes
ooooo aaaa ooooo
shoobee shoobee dooooo

Grabbin your dials
Grabbin your dials
Tunin in that show
Grabbin your dials
Givin you smiles
Watch out here I GO!

You know
When you is feelin sad and low
that static don't sound so bad
let me get it off your chest
and be your radio man

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH
wicky wicky wicky swooons
slammin those radio dials
wicky wicky wicky swoons
Bringing those Radio TUNES

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that was a well crafted thread

"I get nervous when they start shooting piano players".
Harry Nilsson
 
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weird - I remember that thread. Few dead people in it now I think.
Even Wren posted.

Funny bit was you telling off a member but when you view it now they are Vet++ (and has probably not posted since)
 
Ahhh christ. Now I have to work on a new version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as if it was toured by adults.

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when a chicks got a dick
You took her to bed and you found you'd been tricked
Where are you at, getting tit for a tat
What do you think will come of that
I don't think that is a clit

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Porno is fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from boredom and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Watching that porn all fucking day long
Just the way a wanker does

Oompa loompa doompety da
Given some cash and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your bitch is a cunt
Pampered and spoiled gets whatever she want
Blaming the girl is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of The Net
A pain in the neck and an IQ of nyet
Why don't you try simply stroking your dick
Or could you just not bear to click
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no pop up ads

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Oompa -
Oompa Loompa Doompety do
 
I miss my P in the B t-shirt. Don't know what happened to it after a crazy night drinking, lsd, and coke.
 
You don't want t'bola
By Brasstax

You don't want t'bola
Goin' in yer ear
You don't want t'bola
Swimmin' in yer beer

You don't want t'bola
Livin' on yer block
You don't want t'bola
Jockin' on yer cock

T'bola ate my breakfast
T'bola drank my wine
T'bola asked me on a date
and took me out to dine
T'bola dropped down on one knee
and begged me to give in
I looked t'bola in the eye
and socked her on the chin

T'bola hootenanny downpour
T'bola hootenanny days
T'bola hootenanny downpour
T'bola hootenanny days

T'bola gave me diarrhea
T'bola gave me puss-y sores
T'bola gave me enchiladas
T'bola bought me clean white whores

T'bola hootenanny downpour
T'bola hootenanny days
T'bola hootenanny downpour
T'bola hootenanny days
 
obolo why you do this to me?
obolo you an me be pretty together
obolo i sink it in your neck
obolo think back where we used to be

taken from me obolo gone
stricken from me obolo i long
for you
for you
for you obolo

beers go down my neck hole
obolo don't know
obolo I can't drink you
beers make me think you
 
Noshbomb said:
obolo why you do this to me?
obolo you an me be pretty together
obolo i sink it in your neck
obolo think back where we used to be

taken from me obolo gone
stricken from me obolo i long
for you
for you
for you obolo

beers go down my neck hole
obolo don't know
obolo I can't drink you
beers make me think you

Thanks Obolo!
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now it's perfect
 
Brasstax said:
Reading lyrics sucks
I don't give two fucks
I'll read and read and read and read
Then scratch like wucka wuck
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back when i spun records for hip hop peoples i knew a few MC's who would rap everything they said... i mean all day long nothing but spittin rhymes to talk to each other :lol:
 
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