Need help with my lyrics

Noshbomb said:
spitting shitting and almost gitting
logic from staple mammal1 and forgetting
that he a beaner and I'm a cracker
he prolly a viking
but I'm a packer

get fucked spic
get fucked spic
die soon
die soon
you're shit.

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN
GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER DIE TEHVUL
LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO DIE YOU FUCKING SPIC COCK SUCKER

AND I'VE MADE UP MY MIIIIIIIIIND

I'm easy like Sunday mornaaaaa iiii aaa iiiaaaaaannnnnnng ahhh ohh yeaaaaahhhh.
I'm easy like Sunday die spiccccccccc.
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Spanish and Apache. Plus Irish and Swedish. Fuck with me you'll find out I can get mean quick. Losing my temper equates to catching another case. I like to read anyway so I'll plead guilty for breaking your ugly face. Yeah I'm only 5 7 and don't weigh very much. Feel free to underestimate this demon. You gonna get surprised when I fuck you up.

Jameslames was doing good till I sent out that pulse. Now he's divorced. Stuck in a cheap motel room with an ugly hoe and when it comes to drugs they do the most.

Sorry to be the one to inform you but you'll be dying before me. You don't know who I know and have never been blessed by a real witch. I was training for this here while you were lost in your pretty feelings thinking you a bad bitch. Try as you may you will never be a God like Teh G. You just a fart in the wind not smelling good like me.

It's ok to admit you lost and if confused just press rewind. Cause a cunt like you is just a legend in her own mind.

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StapleMammal1 said:
Spanish and Apache. Plus Irish and Swedish. Fuck with me you'll find out I can get mean quick. Losing my temper equates to catching another case. I like to read anyway so I'll plead guilty for breaking your ugly face. Yeah I'm only 5 7 and don't weigh very much. Feel free to underestimate this demon. You gonna get surprised when I fuck you up.

Jameslames was doing good till I sent out that pulse. Now he's divorced. Stuck in a cheap motel room with an ugly hoe and when it comes to drugs they do the most.

Sorry to be the one to inform you but you'll be dying before me. You don't know who I know and have never been blessed by a real witch. I was training for this here while you were lost in your pretty feelings thinking you a bad bitch. Try as you may you will never be a God like Teh G. You just a fart in the wind not smelling good like me.

It's ok to admit you lost and if confused just press rewind. Cause a cunt like you is just a legend in her own mind.

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I make good raps tho!
 
Check it

Tehvul G wanna be like me
shittin' rhymes like a real mothafuckin' G
But he in his house tryin ta catch a mouse
so he can stroke it's dick and squirt it on his blouse

He had his teeth removed
we warned he be behooved
but he suck them dicks
like the rent was due
 
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Would You Cry If I Gave You My Cock?
By Brasstax

Would you cry if I gave you my cock?
It can fill an entire tube sock!
Would you quake would you quiver
Would you start to shiver
Would you cry if I gave you my cock?

Would you shit if I showed you my wang?
Would you buck like a wild mustang?
When I put it inside
would you rip open wide?
Would you shit if I showed you my wang?

Would you laugh if I showed you my schlong?
The fucker is twenty feet long
With its length and its girth
Would it fill you with mirth?
Would you laugh if I showed you my schlong?

Would you like to ride on my hammer?
Either you or your mom or your gramm'er?
I can take all you three
generations you see
Would you like to ride on my hammer?

Can I fuck your whole family at once?
Just the girls yes all of you cunts
If the dog is a bitch
It would be such a stitch
Can I fuck your whole family at once?
 
EBOLA jumped up grabbed my balls and swung into my ass
Little fucker moved so quick I didn't have a chance
It spread my cheeks and wet its lips then whistled to its gang
Now all his friends are in my ass above where my balls hang.

EBOLA is chipmunk cheek total ass packing douche-bag fuckin' fool
It'll get right up in your tight ass and make that fucker drool
So if you don't wanna go through life with ass pustules drippin' like a dork
Get you in front of a mirror and plug your asshole with a cork.
 
Say there Mr Obama
we are all here to say thanks
for all the shit you buy for us
the phones the cheese the tanks

However there is just one thing
we are asking you to do
Put all the Ebola in your ass
Keep us safe thanks howdy doo.
 
Hey dooby dooby lemme see yer boobie
Hey nonny nonny take a ride on my salami
Hey chodey chode swallow up that load
Hey quitcher bitchin and get into the kitchen
And Get me a fuckin sammich!

Yeah

Hey dubby dub gimme a backrub
Hey deety deet now massage my feet
Hey pinky pink lemme get into that stink
Hey quitcher bitchin and get into the kitchen
And Get me a fuckin brew!

Yeah

Hey doodly dee ur the girl for me
Hey sippy sass lemme see dat ass
Hey peeky peeks open up them cheeks
Hey diddly dide open them up wide
Hey dummy dumb gonna spray some cum
WAIT
Get me a fuckin sammich!

Ho Yeah
 
Subway man. Better than the guy handing out candy from a van.

Guy had some tokens. Guy had a plan.
Now doggin' my cupcake. The subway man.


That Jessica song is pretty catchy but it took 3 singers with some nice change up to push through those repeditive lyrics. Lots of pop songs have been and remain pretty mindless.
 
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poor red - by lemon no tone thugs or harmony

subway man was workin' it
while tehvul g was twerkin' it
lost in a $40K condo
mikey g giving him the wando
poor red can't afford the zoloft
with or without his mind is way soft
running from imaginary demons
raggedy ass beard all filled with semen
poor red he don't need no one
michigan section 8 paying for his ray gun
 
I like to keep my pussy snappin'
Be my sugar daddy o daddy make it happen!
If you like the way I blow
Daddy make it happen let the dough begin to flow!

If you love me and buy me stuff
I will be your powderpuff
If you buy me things I lack
I'll stay with you until I find a bigger stack

(O - maybe that girls is gonna cause a heart attack!)
Yakkety Yack - don't talk back
Girl is gonna give him a major heart attack

I like to keep my pubes shaved clean
At all the parties I like to make a scene
I know I am a thing you'd like to tap
Be my sugar daddy and bust out that fat stack!

She's a tapper - a gold fed field bred bona-fide Ho
She's a fapper - unless you can't trap her an all it takes is cash
Turn the girl right over and put it in her ass
She gotta a credit card slider built right in her vaginer

O Daddy!
 
I was raised on a solid diet of Dr. Suess, Shel Silverstein, PD Eastman, TV/Radio Jingles etc. Is it any wonder sometimes I feel like this?:

 
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