make a big deal of your spouse incorrectly squeezing toothpaste or let it slide??

[midst1]

i don't want to commit to a lifetime of improperly squeezed toothpaste tubes

 

[motoxbudd]

u dont have a spouse, so u aint got nadda 2 worrie bout

 

[motoxbudd]

You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper

 

[midst1]

fuk u paki streetshitting nigger

 

[motoxbudd]

u mad

 

[Fool]

You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper

 

[midst1]

moto i could kill u in 1 punch u little bitch

 

[GreyGhost]

he's probably doing it right, you just can't accept it

 

[motoxbudd]

moto i could kill u in 1 punch u little bitch

lol! stop! youR killin me!

 

[Ztir]

Kik that bitxh to the curb

 

[coombz]

if anyone gave me shit about something as trivial as the way i squeeze toothpaste out of the tube i'd make sure to keep doing it like that just to piss them off

don't try to put your authority on me mate!

 

[T-Dawg]

It's the same as when she isn't wiping her coochie properly, YOU HAVE TO SHOW HER HOW TO DO IT, and then MAKE HER DO IT PROPERLY.

Both of my exes had to be trained in the toothpaste arts. It doesn't take any time to do it right, only the will.

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[motoxbudd]

neway, its best to squeeze it wrong, so u have some emergency backup stash

 

[midst1]

update im gonna kill the bitch tonite

 

[bam]

Separate toothpastes. It will save thousands of lives.

 

[midst1]

i purposely get toothpaste she hates like bakin soda or cinnamon flavor so she wont touch it

 

[Rooster128]

i sense sarcarm with a bit of the sad truth

 

[T-Dawg]

Make her sleep outside with the other animals that can't do it right.

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[malibru]

We have different toothpastes. Even if we get the same, we buy our own tube because my husband gets gross toothpaste gunk all over his and it drives me nuts.

 

[midst1]

btw this british toothpaste is the best ive ever used