[lol] Some fag tried to e-knight me last night

[Artemis Pockels]

so basically this thread is about obibun failing to fuck a girl and getting told off by some pussy ass persian?

 

[Durak]

is this the thread where obibun tries to prove he's an asset to society?

this is the thread where he tries to prove he's not a nerd virgin by religiously hitting f5 and telling us every 3 minutes

 

[Obibun]

mrrraahhhhhh

 

[SuicideSnowman]

mrrraahhhhhh

 

[carouselambra]

your mom was an "asset" to my "society" last night

fuckin iced bro

get the fuck out of here before you hurt yourself

that is the e-lamest e-smack e-talk I've e-heard in a long e-time


you didn't even go for the "ass" joke with "asset"

 

[Kallama]

someone needs to describe what an eknight is to this mate.

 

[mZep]

You forgot the part where you were disappointed you didn't score, so you went back to the dorm, got more drunk and let all your friends take turns putting it in your butt....

 

[Obibun]

that is the e-lamest e-smack e-talk I've e-heard in a long e-time


you didn't even go for the "ass" joke with "asset"

I'll e-smack you up the side of your e-head

oh shit double iced bitch

better bring some lemonade

 

[DocHolliday]

keep digging that hole Obi. Good stuff.

 

[arsin]

fuck yeah bro I should've totally thrown down and just popped the guy in the face with a 1-2 sleeper punch

make that motherfucker bleed all over the place

hit him so hard he wakes up in the hospital with a morphine drip

'cept you can't do that. You are not physically capable. Keep to swatting flies, and wiping your shit off the toilet seat. I just wanted to remind you that anything more strenuous than lifting a beer has to remain off limits.



Remember your limits Orbi!

 

[Obibun]

rofl

hey there arsin

back to your old tricks I see

 

[DocHolliday]

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

 

[carouselambra]

I'll e-smack you up the side of your e-head

oh shit double iced bitch

better bring some lemonade

The Obibun Guide to Smack Talk:

1. Say something stupid

2. Wait for people to call you on it

3. Keep saying the same stupid thing except act like you owned them

4. Say "nerdvirgin" after every 3-5 posts

5. Kick back and enjoy the enormous amount of street cred derived from posting on an internet forum.

It's really that simple!

 

[SuicideSnowman]

mrrraahhhhhh

 

[Obibun]

It's really that simple!

not as simple as you, bro

owned

TRIPLE ICED

welcome to the arctic, motherfucker

 

[carouselambra]

not as simple as you, bro

owned

TRIPLE ICED

welcome to the arctic, motherfucker

(but also a little )

 

[havax]

FAS

it's a tragic thing.

 

[lemon]

wow obi it really seems like you're the pussy in this one
couldn't take him huh?

 

[Spxnge]

i hope you e-die in an e-fire you e-faggot

 

[carouselambra]

i hope you e-die in an e-fire you e-faggot

ironically appropiate in both senses