Jesus fucking christ you losers are still here?

:lol: well we're laughing now

but more at you, and not with you

welcome back. enjoy your tds.
 

I left this community over 10 years ago...

I really thought this place would have boarded up by now. I remember glancing at the frontpage maybe a year after I left and realized I didn't miss it at all. This coming from someone who spent 3+ hours a day here every day for probably 8 or 9 years.

I believe the catalyst for leaving was making some random thread about something I thought was funny and in usual TW fashion everyone bitched about how unfunny it was. I responded with "fuck you if I made this same post but stated how unfunny it was everyone would come in and say the opposite." So I did, and everyone did just that, until they caught on to what I was doing, which lead me to the conclusion that posting here was pointless.

I was shocked for about half a second to see a 100,000+ post, pro trump maga thread here until I remembered what this community was like. A bunch of contrarian-for-it's-own-sake, sad, vitriolic, sexually and/or socially frustrated men desperately trying to win the approval of anyone in their life, and a handful of familiar people online is the only place you feel you can attain that. This is an eerily accurate profile of almost every mentally unstable American-terrorist psychopathic killing-spree shooter we've had in the last 15 years, of which there have been a lot at this point. This place is an echo chamber for your own hatred and frustrations and I understand the comfort in that, but it isn't healthy. I say that because to an extent I was that same person. But I was also a frustrated teenager for the majority of time I was here. I'm 32 now. It was fun at the time being a cunt to random people online in the early 00s. Now grow the fuck up. Get out of your own heads and this worthless community devoid of empathy or compassion for your fellow man.

Anyway, I hope your lives improve and you guys aren't on some government watch list but you probably are.

Oh is Morbid still around? That guy was cool.

:rofl:
 
Bro you're way too emotionally involved. You can't take this shit so seriously.

We're all here to shitpost and ball bust

If you can't handle it you definitely should not have come back
 
The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when assholes you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an asshole had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the assholes you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!
 
The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when assholes you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an asshole had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the assholes you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!
Reported to the local Royal Canadian Mounted Fusion Center Police. RCMFCP@Stasi.gov
 
Heey this shit don't apply to me I'm a bad boy soy boy I took so many red pills that I overdosed and my mom had to call an ambulance brah. If soy makes me such a pussy then explain all the threesomes I have with my 98 pound instagram model girlfriend and her other boyfriend who I'm okay sharing her with. Hey nice beard by the way, how many months did that take to grow out haaa? I'd sure love to see your testosterone numbers but the results might come back inconclusive because "kissy-pie twink" isn't a recognized scientific value brah. I dunno how they do it over there on fancy accent island but this is America where we have a long standing tradition of putting whatever the fuck we want in our mouths without worrying what Paul McCartney's dipshit nephew has to say about it
 
H-hello there ^_^ *sweat sweat* you seem to be a sweet lady *nervous laughter* @_@ *dabs sweat off of forehead* U-u-umm... I- I... I think stares deeply into your eyes I think I might l-l-l... (`・ω・´) LOVE you... Haha after I s-saw you at the store yesterday... *blushes* I knew we were meant to be together!

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H-hello there ^_^ *sweat sweat* you seem to be a sweet lady *nervous laughter* @_@ *dabs sweat off of forehead* U-u-umm... I- I... I think stares deeply into your eyes I think I might l-l-l... (`・ω・´) LOVE you... Haha after I s-saw you at the store yesterday... *blushes* I knew we were meant to be together!

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UwU!
 
after reading the first post i can see why i dont remember you or care. Have fun with another 10 year vaca from here.
 
H-hello there ^_^ *sweat sweat* you seem to be a sweet lady *nervous laughter* @_@ *dabs sweat off of forehead* U-u-umm... I- I... I think stares deeply into your eyes I think I might l-l-l... (`・ω・´) LOVE you... Haha after I s-saw you at the store yesterday... *blushes* I knew we were meant to be together!

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Just think about all the basement dwelling losers who spend 12+ hours a day these last ten years on here. You got out while you were ahead.

That joke you told ten years ago, it really wasn't that funny. ��
 
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