ill never wear a condom again in my life

Orc semen is highly potent, this is known fact.

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Id be more like Gandalf warmly received by Bilbo into his hobbit home. It would be snug, but cozy. Also there would be partying after feasting, pipe smoking and fire works in the end
 
I read most of page one when this thread started earlier in the day, I clicked on page 6 to see why there is a page 6 and now I have to read back to see how the tdub effect got the comments here.
 
American women cannot defend your home from oncoming attacks from Russians, Iranians, and Tauren warparties.

That's why I fuck Orc bitches exclusively.

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Would be more like the dark riders flying past

Lots of furtive scrambling and fumbling in the dark with an occasional slap and groan a few wails and finally a sigh of relief once it was over with just a vaguely frightening feeling of just escaping some unspeakable menace.

Then spooning and potatoes
 
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