If you grew up after they made these toys illegal, I feel sorry for you

[Special---K]

 

[Federere]

If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You

 

[eMOxygen]

Fuck yeah I had that shit.

 

[SeVeReD]

they tuk rr gunz

 

[Fool]

I don't think they were made illegal, I think they just couldn't make them black anymore. I remember getting ones that were all neon colors.

 

[NoGodForMe]

Those were the days when it was fun to be a kid. We actually played outside, got hurt, and didn't sue anyone.

 

[Fool]

There's not many lawsuits put forth by children today.

 

[JodoFett]

They had shit for range.

 

[slogg]

i had one and it broke, then super soakers came out and everything else was obsolete

 

[JodoFett]

I had a cap gun that looked like a real shotgun when I was a kid.

My mom threw it away.

 

[Osiris]

I used to play war with my friends for like 10 years when i was younger. If you do that now theyll arrest your parents and submit you to a kiddie psych

 

[epidemic]

ya all toy guns these days are trash with bright orange caps on the barrels. no fun

 

[Flunky]

I used to fill mine with urine.

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

/nuff said

 

[JodoFett]

Catching Javelins is always fun. Until you catch it with your torso.

 

[Dangerdoggie]

something about the early ones made from materials that could explode and turn into shrapnel.

 

[Dweasel]

I used to play war with my friends for like 10 years when i was younger. If you do that now theyll arrest your parents and submit you to a kiddie psych

Played WAR?

Shoot, we had neighborhood wars.

Like I only had enough for 2 squads

10 or 12 heavy infantry shield, helmets, body armour

and the little kids
behind to fire missile volleys
at the barbarians .... yes they did come at us like barbarians
Ever seen movies where heavy infantry impacts light infantry?
It was like that
mowed them down.

We would line up on the street facing each other
at either end of the block
and at a signal the hostilities would commence.


We're talking at least 60 kids .... at least.


I was the general, I read a lot, knew tactics and shit.
I was a runt but I knew my shit

Ah, innocent times .... the neighbors would watch
No one was seriously hurt.


.... can't do that nowadays.

 

[Dweasel]

I used to fill mine with urine.

Bio-weapons.

 

[havax]

 

[havax]

I used to fill mine with urine.