I am attempting to give a roach a heart attack

[Glare]

cockroaches can live through nuclear explosions

he'll be fine

 

[JohnnyX]

Chances are you're only making him stronger by feeding him sugar alongside a stimulant.

I figure pretty soon he's going to shatter the glass and kill you.

Nice knowing you bro.

 

[lecatPuke]

cockroaches can live through nuclear explosions

he'll be fine

just for that i will be exposing him to radiation for the night

 

[DrJonez]

Expose him to the microwave.

 

[sublimezg]

Expose him to the microwave.

 

[nolt]

did you guys know that roaches can get tapeworms?

 

[bam]

You should rig up an gas grill starter to a wad of aluminum foil in the shape of a tiny chair, and superglue the fucker to it. A little fucking roach-electric-chair.

That made me irl.

 

[bam]

Expose him to the microwave.

 

[Mafo]

what would happen if you heated a bug
ugh i dont want to think about it :/ prolly just explode?

 

[confidential]

Hell yea i want to see pics of a roach in a cup

better yet make a video of a roach on fire and put it on youtube

 

[salazar]

Microwave + roach = major explosion. It's cool as long as it isn't your microwave.

 

[bam]

what would happen if you heated a bug
ugh i dont want to think about it :/ prolly just explode?

What happens when you heat anything enough? It has a form of explosion... whether it be solid, liquid or gas.

 

[bonepuppet]

a massive dose of caffiene won't even take out kieth richards

that roach is probably writing some bluesy pop song right now

 

[JohnMcClane]

take movie of roach in microwave explosion plz

 

[salazar]

take movie of roach in microwave explosion plz

Just search youtube, I'm sure you can find it somewhere. They did it on Braniac.

 

[Kahüla]

Put it in freezer for about 20min, and then attach a fishing thread line to it while it's still "frozen", let it come back to life and walk it around.

used to catch bees back in highschool and do this kind of stuff. Was cool when you had like 20 bees all attached and flying togheter.

 

[Waks]

Put it in freezer for about 20min, and then attach a fishing thread line to it while it's still "frozen", let it come back to life and walk it around.

used to catch bees back in highschool and do this kind of stuff. Was cool when you had like 20 bees all attached and flying togheter.

I'd be worried about the bees stinging me. That would be awesome to see 20 bees flying together attacked to fishing thread.

 

[Kizzak]

Chances are you're only making him stronger by feeding him sugar alongside a stimulant.

I figure pretty soon he's going to shatter the glass and kill you.

Nice knowing you bro.

He's going to evolve to a higher plane of existance and create a line of super-cockroaches that will dominate us all

 

[Mafo]

the bees/flies don't die in the freezer?

 

[Kahüla]

^^ No. They freeze during winter, why would they die being in the freezer for 20min ? They just get all dizzy.