I am attempting to give a roach a heart attack

[ZodiaK]

taking you guys way too long to think of a reply. cya

 

[tiu_sam]

i had a heart attack trying to parse "i'm surprised you it didn't"

same here

 

[p9Morbid]

if you own an animal or have ever owned an animal, even shit like this makes you a little bit sad inside.

 

[Philipsz]

if you own an animal or have ever owned an animal, even shit like this makes you a little bit sad inside.

^

 

[lecatPuke]

if you own an animal or have ever owned an animal, even shit like this makes you a little bit sad inside.

I've had pets my entire life, all well loved and cared for. But if you have compassion for a cockroach, you're definitely a hippy.

 

[old_skul]

You should rig up an gas grill starter to a wad of aluminum foil in the shape of a tiny chair, and superglue the fucker to it. A little fucking roach-electric-chair.

 

[Spiderman]

I just helped my father drag a dear out of the woods then watched my brother gut it. He pulled out the heart and chucked it into a field.

 

[Federere]

Don't forget about the pics! or even better, videos.

 

[Overlord801]

I just helped my father drag a dear out of the woods then watched my brother gut it. He pulled out the heart and chucked it into a field.

So.................are you for or against it?
Because deer meat is awesome

 

[Tanked]

So.................are you for or against it?
Because deer meat is awesome

It's called venison dammit.

And yes, it's awesome.

 

[Spry]

why don't you just make some very small lines of coke

 

[SkivviS]

i used to tear the wings off flys and then throw them on the griddle and watch them attempt to walk around...i was like 5...now this stuff makes me sad

 

[Brasstax]

So here's the deal. If she survives, you need to drink a cocktail with the same ratio of caffeine to body weight. It's only fair.

 

[lecatPuke]

So here's the deal. If she survives, you need to drink a cocktail with the same ratio of caffeine to body weight. It's only fair.

1+ gram puts me over the edge of comfort, I'd die

 

[Requiem]

how do you get a roach to eat exactly

 

[Spry]

how do you get a roach to eat exactly

break up with it

 

[jotun]

mammals, fish, birds, and reptiles are all great... but i have zero sympathy for insects.

 

[confidential]

PICS

 

[sublimezg]

wtf pics, u know the drill

 

[lecatPuke]

wtf, you want pics of a roach in a cup?