[guess the race] BABYSITTER ON CRYSTAL METH EATS 3-MONTH-OLD TODDLER

Look all I'm saying is that if we weren't supposed to put babies into microwaves then why is there a baby speed cook button on the microwave?
 
She used BBQ sauce. You ever tasted microwaved toddler with bbq sauce? That some good eatin

The 3-month-old child was found in the microwave, covered in barbecue sauce, and was rushed to Springfield’s Mercy Hospital where doctors do not fear for his life.

“It appears she tried to cook him in the microwave oven but apparently she was unable to do so, and was probably disoriented and lost consciousness moments later,” explained Sheriff deputy James Anderson of the Jefferson County Police Department.

“Teeth marks were found on the baby’s arms and legs but luckily he is unharmed” he acknowledged, visibly distraught by the whole affair.
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Reggs said:
That girl does not look 16.
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Meth. Not even once.
 
The 3-month-old child was found in the microwave, covered in barbecue sauce, and was rushed to Springfield’s Mercy Hospital where doctors do not fear for his life.

“It appears she tried to cook him in the microwave oven but apparently she was unable to do so, and was probably disoriented and lost consciousness moments later,” explained Sheriff deputy James Anderson of the Jefferson County Police Department.

Oh thank god. I was so immediately disgusted. OH, it's a bs site. :rofl:
 
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