[Google brought them here] PM's from people who have no clue what TW is

Flunky

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so, a while back we had a thread about a delicious Applebee's burger:

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=618716

Applebees southwest jalapeno burger FTW by Thumper - Page 2 - TribalWar Forums

Flunky said:
I work at Applebees. I know the secret behind the candied jalapenos. and I won't tell any of you what it is.


PM from "lola", reg 6/13/2011
lola said:
hi

i saw u posted a message that you know the secret to applebees candied jalapenos. I have already asked them if it's possible for me to buy it from them but they said no. I would really appreciate it if you could help me. I love their candied jalapenos.

I dunno what makes this cunt think I'd just give the recipe to her... besides, I no longer work at Applebees and when you leave they erase your memory. so I couldn't even give it to her if I wanted.
 
what tw is: being able to walk in to a chain restaurant and call a tardy member of the waiting staff a fucking lazy nigger, to her face, without prevarication or flinching

and then bitch loudly when you get smacked, fall down, get up, and start screaming shit about 'nigger hatin me'

tw: 'I aint dead yet but I'm fucking working on it'
 
isn't 99% of applebees food made off-site and delivered pre-packaged and frozen?

i dont think there is a lot of 'cooking' done there, mostly reheating
 
you'd tell me the recipe if i asked nicely, wouldn't you Flunky?

(ps i'm not gonna ask)
 
we have weatherspoons, which is basically 'bees but with alcohol

call it the warm-up punchup

have you ever been to america

why do you think applebees wouldnt have alcohol

in this country if a restaurant doesn't have alcohol no one is going to it unless it's a burger shack or fast food
 
have you ever been to america

why do you think applebees wouldnt have alcohol

in this country if a restaurant doesn't have alcohol no one is going to it unless it's a burger shack or fast food

I havent been to america, no

I'm on the no-fly list for reasons that need not be explained

but weatherspoons is (as I understand it) the closest british equivalent to applebees, and as with most british things, violence is expected because the food is secondary to the alcohol

and, yes, its where families take their kids to eat on the weekends
 
u can walk into an applebee's and throw a handful of your own crap and be guaranteed to hit someone with a broken washing machine on their front porch
 
Al'Muk are you on the no fly list for child porn?

I have been to the states a few times but don't think I've ever been in an Applebee's

It sure does sound swell
 
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