Food poisoning sucks

[paulmezick]

I ate a terrible premade sandwich from a grocery store about 12 hours ago. The last 4 hours have consisted of me basically pissing large amounts of liquid out of my ass fairly frequently. When does this shit end? I never knew I had so much awful smelling liquid in my ass.

 

[gumb0 juan]

Drink whole milk.

Fix ya right up

 

[JoMo]

I ate a terrible premade sandwich from a grocery store about 12 hours ago. The last 4 hours have consisted of me basically pissing large amounts of liquid out of my ass fairly frequently. When does this shit end? I never knew I had so much awful smelling liquid in my ass.

I do that everyday and I'm fine.

 

[Goshin]

fill the air with memorized breaths

you fuck

 

[mjoe]

i once had food poisoning. woke up in the middle of night, within 10 seconds i threw up all over the place. i didn't eat for about a day after that

 

[Raze1]

Good news: You can eat popsicles all day everyday till you get better

 

[Feannag]

I've eating cold french fries off parking lot asphalt on a dare a couple of times. Easiest $20 I ever made, and I have yet to get sick. Food poisoning really that bad?

 

[trop]

typically 24 - 30 hours for me and i've had it a few times

i hope you have a lot of apple juice

 

[starwolf_nexus]

Good news: You can eat popsicles all day everyday till you get better

who knew, sugar water thats frozen is easily digestable

 

[mjoe]

with most types of food poisoning, sugar is just going to make it much, much worse

 

[paulmezick]

I've eating cold french fries off parking lot asphalt on a dare a couple of times. Easiest $20 I ever made, and I have yet to get sick. Food poisoning really that bad?

Yes it is terrible. This is the second time I've had some form of it. The first time was years ago and I was vomitting/dry heaving every 15 minutes or so along with a severe stomach cramp. This time isn't nearly as bad - I'm just shitting out liquid every 15 minutes or so instead. I typically enjoy shitting but this is painful to an extent.

 

[Hellsfury]

I'd say it hurls more then sucks... but that could be just me

 

[Bucket_Of_Mom]

I shit the bed last time I had it. Woke up with intense stomach pain and spent the next 3 hours on the can.

 

[bam]

Starve it... Drink plenty of liquids, but prepare for up to two days of this -- more if it is severe.

 

[D1nonly]

Drink whole milk.

Fix ya right up

That's pussy shit, yo! Go find a cow and drink straight from the utter! Ain't nuffin' else legit(imate).

 

[Hurricane Harold]

Only times I've had food poisoning were in the US. Wasn't that severe though, just a day of horrible cramping each time.

 

[Bad_CRC]

I haven't had food poisoning in a while, but it really really sucks.


feels like someone stuck a knife in your gut and is slowly twisting it.

 

[Smay]

Usually 24-72 hours depending on how severe. Be sure to drink plenty of fluids.

I also recently got food poisoning (last week) and it lasted about 5 days.

 

[buize]

d

 

[Iriticus]

I had salmonella recently and that lasted a full month before it had finally gone.

The awful symptoms lasted 48-96 hours for me. I was a total mess and I absolutely stank.

I threw up three times on day 1, but more noticeably my poop really, really stank. If yours stinks you might have salmonella as well. It knocks the shit out of you - literally.

Great way to lose 5kg (12lbs~) and get a week off work though

But ya it took about a week to feel normal, another week to feel ok, and another 2 weeks until I was eating properly and I had a healthy appetite back again.