obviously the excitement is not entirely based around goals
but i guess americans can't grasp such a complicated concept
Fuck no. Jesus. What's wrong with you?
HOW TO COOK MOTHERFUCKING RAMEN:
1) Boil Water
2) Add noodles/flavoring to water
3) When the water starts boiling again, crack in an egg and stir
4) When the noodles are almost soft, you may gently crack another egg on top
5) Cover up your pot, turn down the heat, wait until your egg has reached your preferred doneness (I like mine very runny)
6) Add chili sauce to taste
Anything else is fucking dumb.