there's a place in france
where the naked ladies dance
They do the jitterbug
They can really cut a rug
There's a place out in Russia
where the naked ladies wancha
They do the sit and squat
They are really very hot
There's a place out in Cali
Where the naked men don't dally
They do the limbo royally
They drink Shiraz off a doily
There's a place out in China
Where the women wine and dine ya
They do the shimmy shake it
If you give it they will take it
There's a place out in Burundi
Where the women dance the Hunji
No one's ever danced the Hunji
Like the women from Burundi
There's a place out in kenya
Where the women dance to send ya
They have bones stuck through their noses
And they love to suck on hoses
There's a douche in the post above this
Who can't dance cuz he's a big sis
Got some poop he'll come and truck it
I'd say more but mother fuck it
etc etc