Adventures in Sudan (update)

He probably decided to stay to make sure he gets paid. Miserly bastard. Met some guy who he paid to let him stay at his place. The dude's home doesn't have internet. So, minge took the BBC for a few days and will try to get his pay and head for the islands to lose it. Bet the wife is happy about all this.


His wife is an attorney I really doubt she gives a fuck about his 50k Sudan trip.
 
attorneys are like accountants with added legal clout

they will make sure they gouge every single cent owing before leaving the carcase
 
This might be the longest stretch mitch has gone without posting while not banned. Hope it's just cause there's no internet.
 
i hope he's gone forever. Then, maybe, people can finally have discussion threads that don't end up being focused on him.
 
We might need to do a little Sudanese Love Chanting to help with this.

OK. Here's how this goes. When I sing "Owah", you sing back "Owah".
When I sing "Tattwah", you sing back "Tattwah".
When I sing "Tyam", you sing "Tyam". When we get going, you sing it faster and faster all by yourself.

Ready?
 
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This might be the longest stretch mitch has gone without posting while not banned. Hope it's just cause there's no internet.

Well, do we need to start figuring out how to contact the hotel and start asking about him? Or figuring out how to contact his wife? TW is pretty good about this shizz.

The board should have records of his connectivity from the hotel. So, you can tell if is lurking to play a joke or if he hasn't connected at all from that IP again.

Pretty soon we may have to mount a Gabby Petito style search party. Instead of The Dog we can get Ron Howard.
 
I am not going to write little Mitchell off for at least another 30 days. If we don't hear from that ginger minge in another 30 days then -

Either
1) We are being pranked/punked
or
2) Mitch lives on in a rich Jew's body
 
Vegas says:

minge pops up on Halloween (Oct 31st) before Nov 1st, 2021 UTC-07:00 with a good story and a 7 day spread: +7d -300

minge never posts again: +50
 
OK so here's the plot twist. Vegas can wait until next year, plan B for this year, no Visa needed....


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he's fine. i did some internet research and found him. he's flown back to the UAE.
 
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