Adventures in Sudan (update)

[Mitchdubai]

mitch v defensive 4 sum1 who totally doesn't care about the working man and is v secure in his no-skills, bring-nothing-to-the-table-for-humanity lifestyle

p.s. u couldn't get the job done in sudan, u fled in fear and failure and the world knos it thanx 2 the reporting here at tribalwar gaming news

Cool story bro.

 

[Brasstax]

Well Billybob, you semi-literate hick fuck, here's the thing. If I did go back to Sudan, epic shithole that it is, it would still be infinitely better than living my entire life in Bumfuck, Nowhere with zero comprehension of how the rest of the world works.

I can, and do, travel all over the world experiencing incredible things, and I live in an amazing city, while you fester in the asshole of the (sort of) civilised world and where the highlight of your life is finding a new lump of rusty old shit to add to your heap.

How d'ya like them apples you bonk-eyed mullet victim?

Oooo someone is in the Christmas spirit

 

[cael]

honestly I'm kinda jelly he got a good story out of it

all's well that ends well

 

[T-Dawg]

Plas lives in East Bumfuck, in case you didn't know

 

[Plasmatic]

Dog fart Nebraska to be exact, but obviously accuracy doesn't count in midxes planning. How bad exactly do you have to be at your job to be let go in Dumbai.