I have a 8"x2" dildo I got from Adam & Eve. It's a nice big cock. I like it a lot. It makes me squirt. It broke my butt though. Prob cause I had ran out of lube and I used conditioner like a dumb ass. I should have went to the store for more lube but I was hot to trot and couldn't wait to have that big cock all in my tight ass.
I'm a sexy bitch and I love sexing my sexy body. Now my bottom is throbbing cause it wants to be filled. It aches. This isn't fun. Imagine blue balls x 2. No fun at all.
I'm looking for better lingerie cause what I have now sucks. Just a few pairs of thong panties, stockings, and a silk nighty. Everything fits perfect and it does look good on me it's just I'm looking for the level next look.
Got an ice pack. This isn't fun guise. The girls here at TW can relate cause they have a pussy and I have a man pussy. The throbbing is madd wack but I can't sit on my cock cause I broke my butt when I was throwing it back like the pro I am.
So now instead of sitting on my big dildo I'm sitting on an ice pack while eating a pimento cheese sandwich.
FML
EDIT: This is a good pimento cheese sandwich. Not the off brand crap it's the really good kind. Just a tad bit spicy so you get a kick with every bite. Super yum.
What in the unholy fuck is an anal fissure? I don't like the sound of that. Also I don't understand why I would be bleeding cause I've had that cock for months and it fits perfect.
Fuck work. Imma take a nap. Hopefully when I get up my butt wont be throbbing. I'm going to nap on my couch wearing nothing but my black thong panties.
EDIT: OMG I wanna fuck so fucking bad!! AHHHHHRGRGREais hfs:Lguigh'l
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